Diary New Year’s Day 2011: I Am a Massive Fucking Chickenshit

26 Apr

I should have kissed Anne at midnight.  What threw me was her talking about needing to find a guy to make out with.  This means: not you.  But still. I could have done it.  I ended up sleeping at her place.  I don’t remember going to bed, but I woke up next to her, surprised.  And I thought she might think I was her ex-boyfriend, and wake up and realize it was me, and be shocked and appalled.  But no.

She was an excellent sleeping partner.  She was wearing tights and would like, wrap her top leg around mine as we were spooning.  And put my hand in a comfortable place near her boobs.  I keep thinking- maybe I should have fucked her, but how?  I would have been too drunk to get a boner at night and in the morning my mouth tasted like rotten tequila.  Cut yourself some slack, dude.  You don’t have to fuck everybody.

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One Response to “Diary New Year’s Day 2011: I Am a Massive Fucking Chickenshit”

  1. Anonymous April 27, 2012 at 12:07 am #

    I’m gonna need you to get a girlfriend soon…with a person of reasonable age. I would really like to know how you see the world when you’re in a relationship…I mean this is assuming you wouldn’t always be so pensive. It would be nice to read you happy. I hope you get it. Crazy goose :P

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