If I ever see Gavin McLeod I'm gonna yell "HEY, CAPTAIN FUCKYOUBING" 10 hours ago
Dad staying with me. Have not jerked off in 4 days. 3 to go. Remember me for my work, not as the guy who went to jail for raping an opossum. 11 hours ago
@NikolHasler @PeterFRogier Spoiler: Frank pays off the judge. Story transitions into an ethnographic study of belgium. 1 day ago
when you slide a spitcum finger up ur hairy ass 1000 microscopic doodoos see you
Well, I’m jerking off to the thought of them jerking off to me jerking off. So there.