It’s a sad fact of life: the penis is cruel. Hundreds of hours of your youth will be spent with an unwanted boner that could embarrass the fuck out of you. Then the one time you need it, the boner is off somewhere playing cards with his boner buddies instead of doing his job of tearing up that ass. It’s like if Batman kept walking in on you while you were taking a shit, but when you were getting the crap kicked out of you by thugs he was nowhere to be found.
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i love the batman analogy. well done good sir.
for real, though, you beat the pussy up!!!1111111!!! straight serious
So I finally come back. Sorry you couldn’t tear up the ass or whatever :/
So I came back and I’m sorry to hear about how your penis couldn’t tear up dat ass or whatever :/