New Year’s Eve. I will have nobody to kiss me on New Year’s Eve. I will have nobody to buy a present for on Valentine’s Day. And really, I don’t give a shit about these things, but when the day actually approaches you become like the punk kid who was too hardcore to go to the prom but then gets a little pang of sadness when he sees all the other kids piling into a limo.
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What’s worse is realizing, on Valentine’s Day, that the only reason you’re in a relationship with the person sitting across the dinner table from you is to have someone to sit across the dinner table from on Valentine’s Day.
And still worse, that the person who is sitting across from you, who you honestly would prefer to be sitting across from over the option of anyone else or no one, would rather be sitting alone. Because s/he’s an ass who doesn’t realize if s/he really would rather be alone, s/he would/could be.
This is why one breaks up soon after realizing.
this post made me a little sad