Dog Shit

30 Jun

What would be nice is if dog shit returned to the Earth quickly.  You hear about how flies and bacteria are remarkably efficient at bringing nutrients from waste organic matter back to the soil in a grand circle of life, but dog shit, which is just a pre-digested protein bonanza that any self-respecting bacterium should be proud to call home– dog shit just sits there for weeks turning black and encrusted and slowly drying out.  So, come on, flies and bacteria.  Come the fuck on.  It’s like hearing someone bitch about unemployment while walking past 15 help wanted signs.

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One Response to “Dog Shit”

  1. Anonymous June 30, 2012 at 11:35 am #

    to paraphrase ss, what evar hapene to white shit?

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