Every four months or so I’ll have a dream that I can suck my own dick. I’ll be—you know in dreams, sometimes you just appear in a situation—I’ll be there with my dick in my mouth, thinking “holy shit! It’s not a dream this time! I can really suck my own dick!”
In the dream, I am aware of the past dreams, and what’s more I’m aware that in those past dreams I also thought that it wasn’t a dream that time. But still, I always think “holy shit! I know I’ve had this as a dream many times but this time it’s for real! I can suck my own dick!” Like INCEPTION, but with sucking one’s own dick.
I hope some day that this happens and is not a dream. I’m getting sick of it.