Saying she would have called me back, but she’d been cellphoneless all day. Cellphoneless getting pounded by huge unprotected cock from the love of her life.
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What kinda bullshat post is this? Where’s the DT nutsac of victory, enough with this beta horseshat.
What’s a beta? I can’t google manosphere stuff because I always end up on the pages that talk about how feminism (defined as women wanting to do anything other than bone for any reason other than getting a man off) is the cause of America turning socialist and the Mayan calendar is actually predicting the end of the world and blah blah we’re all going to die because women are the devil and there is no such thing as a woman who is not the devil. Ever.
And, is “horseshat” pronounced horses-hat? or is it like a cute-sie way of saying horseshit (horse-shit)?
Beta male as opposed to Alpha male. DT often projects an Alpha attitude but as of late as gone full beta. It’s a load of horseSHAT.
Yes, third homosexual update in a row.
Pining after a cabin in the woods, fantasizing about performing fellatio, and hoping she calls back. What happened to this guy?
Oh. So…beta is a bad thing? or…damn it. I should probably just not care.
I’m still not seeing why horseshat is necessary when you have already made reference to nutsac. Can you past tense a noun?
*Can you put a noun in the past tense? I totally just verbed a noun…
Do you work?
Nope. Just going to school. Do you work? If so, thanks for your tax money
Lol, nice blog traffic..
Alpha = current interwebz fantasy lolcatz meme of dudes with assbergers, raised by day time TV and empty carbs. Alpha = posting you’re-a-homo comments on great writing.
Oh noes! Jake’s hero has been sullied!
*haz bin suleed!
Anonymous, please let me such your dick, too. I think it will make me a better writer.
Thanks. Let me know.
My mouth. Your dick. Lots of suching.
Better writing.