is going to be the name of my child, if I happen to conceive one today.
Penisworkmoneychickenxbox Jones. Because those are the things I’m thinking about.
Also, it’s an ancient Hebrew name.
I wish you were Jewish, so I could bear you this son. Or daughter. Instead, I will have to steal this name, sans work, as homage to my four favorite things. Sigh.
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