All work is beneath me. I should spend my days enthroned, being sexually serviced by sixteen year old virgins. I should just be constantly impregnating our nation’s teens. All of womankind should exist solely to serve as vessels for my offspring. I should have a variety of fruits constantly available to me, regardless of whether they’re in season.
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