Very little matters to women except that you don’t give a shit about them. If you can get that going, no slight is unforgivable. They are single issue voters. Passion and ambition and confidence, they will say. Good job and tall and listens to the right kind of music. Wrong. A short dispassionate unambitious self-loathing unemployed gnome is digging that ass out to some Slayer. There was just something about him.
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“But the New York freaks
turn you on;
I’m sure you’ll correct me
if I’m wrong again.
But understand -
how you blew my mind
as you slipped
right through my hands.”
which album?
“A short dispassionate unambitious self-loathing unemployed gnome”
You described me. . . except I have been digging in no ass lately. At least none worth considering.
#takeawalkonthewildside #hairmetal