Always the Same Shit with These Women

30 Jan

Don’t read this if it’s about you.

She is going crazy.  Asking if she can delete my number and facebook, then instantaneously OKC messaging me saying I DON’T HAVE YOUR NUMBER OR FACEBOOK SO I DON’T KNOW HOW GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU. CAN YOU TAKE ALL REFERENCES TO ME ON YOUR WEB SITE DOWN.  She is going to accuse me of rape or something.  Or have some guy kick my ass. Oh well.

What can you do with someone like this.  How can you even communicate.  I would like to say: look, I want to be friends with you.  You are interesting, and you seem like you need someone to talk to.  You seem like you are lonely.  I am a person, so, I can help you with loneliness.  I don’t give a shit about you in the best sense which is, I don’t judge.  I don’t care if you suck dick for money or get arrested or do porn or punch some dude with a fist full of keys.  As long as it’s not me.  I don’t want to date you, but I am interested in you, and, if possible, I would like to be a bulwark against you killing yourself or something.  I want to be friends with you and help you.  So, how about it.

She told me she bought a Lamborghini.  She told me she has lupus and is going to die.  She might as well have told me she is a wizard.  She told me she knew it might be a one night stand and is now flipping out that I’m not interested in her.  She would text me constantly, then tell me she doesn’t want to be friends with me.  That if we were in the same room she wouldn’t talk to me.  I mean, fine.  But I’m not here to hurt you, fool.  Use me for what I am good for.

But there’s only one speed you have which is crazy crazy crazy all the time.  You are lonely, which makes you get crazy attached, which drives dudes away, which makes you lonely, which makes you get crazy attached. But you are young and hot and have a pussy so, it’s not a neckbeard school shooting type of lonely.  It’s the type of lonely where you can keep getting guys to spend a day or two at a time with you.   You can’t kick heroin because you can keep getting little tastes and the withdrawal is just too fucking hard.  Meanwhile a lonely dude might find some kind of peace with his loneliness.  Address the larger issue.  Or not, he would shot up a school.

Anyway.  You’re hot and I liked texting with you, but I’m scared of you.  I’m scared of hurting you and I’m scared of you going full bore crazy and hurting me.   So chill out, honey.  I’m not your enemy.  Plus, let’s bone one more time.

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14 Responses to “Always the Same Shit with These Women”

  1. Anonymous January 30, 2013 at 11:12 pm #

    Gertrude or Misty?

    • Anonymous January 31, 2013 at 9:15 am #

      or the one with her own blog

  2. Kari January 31, 2013 at 1:37 pm #

    Bitches be CRAZY!

  3. Virgle Kent January 31, 2013 at 1:56 pm #

    Two words, Restraining Order…. trust me on this one

    • Anonymous January 31, 2013 at 4:26 pm #

      oh my god really? chill out on the fucking “hysterical woman” trip. All you are really describing is a woman who deleted her links to you from a strong emotional impulse and then wished you would delete the links she cant control. it is merely a reaction to feeling low. its called contempt. you tend to inspire it.
      i dont see anything about her “craziness” qualifying any more severley than your own.
      but “bitches be CRAZY!” right?
      that is an old standby. god

      • aneroidocean January 31, 2013 at 6:28 pm #

        “chill out on the fucking ‘hysterical woman’ trip.”

        and

        “All you are really describing is a woman who deleted her links to you from a strong emotional impulse ”

        You do realize that hysteria is defined as:

        1. Behavior exhibiting excessive or uncontrollable emotion, such as fear or panic.
        2. A mental disorder characterized by emotional excitability and sometimes by amnesia or a physical deficit, such as paralysis, or a sensory deficit, without an organic cause.

        So, yes, when they are referring to a hysterical woman, they are being accurate.

      • CobGob January 31, 2013 at 8:19 pm #

        ” All you are really describing is a woman who deleted her links to you from a strong emotional impulse and then wished you would delete the links she cant control. ”

        This is a woman who read this blog that talks about one-night stands, asked him out, had a one-night stand, posted every detail of their date on her own blog, then didn’t understand why it was a one-night stand.
        And then texted a million times.
        And then deleted him.
        And then contacted him again via OkCupid.
        And then texted that she bought a fancy car and was dying of cancer.

        In some cases, bitches be crazy. DT’s to blame, though, not for writing this, but for sensing she was crazy before they even met, and having sex with her anyway.

      • Anonymous February 2, 2013 at 12:54 pm #

        Warner ( 1978)investigated sex bias in Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (second edition) diagnoses (DSM-II; American Psychiatric Association [APA], 1968) of antisocial and hysterical personality disorders. He presented t o
        175mental health professionals a hypothetical case history with mixed features of the two personality disorders. Subjects chose one of eight possible diagnoses, including the antisocial and hysterical personality disorders. The patient, when described as being female, was diagnosed as hysterical 76% of the time and as antisocial 22% of the time. When described as male, the patient was diagnosed as hysterical 49% and as antisocial 41% of the time.Warner(1978) concluded that there is a”tendency for therapists to perceive men as antisocial personalities and women as hysterical personalities even when the patients have identical features”

        ..and they used to sew our vagina’s shut to treat it. so, yeah.
        just sounds like regular people dating and making mistakes to me.

  4. Kari February 1, 2013 at 8:07 am #

    Okay cupid is a hookup site. Period. Okay cupid is the subject of almost every male/female blog on the web. People (male or female) should be well aware that whatever they are putting on the web could possibly be copied and pasted into links and put on websites and blogs around the internet, let alone things people put on youtube and other sites. If women are getting hysterical about what is being written about them they should be more choosy about what they put on the web about themselves to begin with. No?

    And yes, people who meet others thru hook up/ dating websites should be aware that if they get out of a first meeting alive and not in a basement somewhere being made a skin suit it is a bonus.

    • Swish February 1, 2013 at 7:33 pm #

      “And yes, people who meet others thru hook up/ dating websites should be aware that if they get out of a first meeting alive and not in a basement somewhere being made a skin suit it is a bonus.”

      Oh, chill the fuck out out on that. I’ve had plenty of harmless sex, dates and actually made a few friends through the site. You have to be safe about it of course, that’s goes without saying. Its not a fucking bonus that you don’t get killed, its actually fairly normal to not got skinned alive on an okc date not sure if you heard. And its okcupid not “Okay cupid” at least get it right.

      Side note: who’s to say that dude who picked you up at the dive bar down the street won’t take you home and chop you up?

  5. mindstar March 4, 2013 at 2:31 pm #

    Based on your descrption of her behavior it sounds like this woman suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder. Run away DT, run don’t walk. BPD suffers need to create chaos and simultaneously reject and attach to people. The sex can be crazy hot but its because they are crazy. Again run away.

  6. Anonymous April 5, 2013 at 8:41 pm #

    #4. Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter Hook Up With Lance Bass of N*SYNC

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_the-5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html

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