Nikol’s right. I am an asshole for emailing (REDACTED)’s naked pictures to a scummy dude in exchange for naked pictures of a Chinese prostitute.
But– how are you going to have naked pictures of a girl and not show them to other guys? Someone tell me, because I have never once heard of it happening. A guy having naked pictures of his girlfriend and discreetly keeping them in his private possession and never showing them to anybody. Just wistfully jacking off to them once in a while after they break up. Maybe if the girl was fiendishly ugly.
But (REDACTED) is attractive. They are beautiful pictures of her vagina, taint and butthole. Not even her face! She cannot be identified! That could be anybody’s twat and asshole; it could be Nancy Reagan. How am I going to be sitting on these fucking things for years and not show anybody? That’s like– if they faked the moon landing, do you really think every person involved would take that secret to the grave? If 9/11 was an inside job, not ONE person would eventually crack and come forward? You’re holding on to this crazy secret, this conspiracy of hot waxed taint; you know Nixon was behind the Watergate burglary and you’re just going nuts every second of every day with it gnawing at you. Some day you’re gonna call Woodward and Bernstein and say LOOK! LOOK AT THE PUSSY I GOT!
But still. It was wrong. She told me not to show anybody and I showed somebody. Who is gonna show a bunch more people I’m sure; he takes tons of pictures of whores he fucks and spreads them all over town. His pics were hot. I’m gonna jack off to them.
There’s a thing with men. With wanting the esteem of other men, maybe even more than wanting the women that are the source of that esteem. Even if those other men are scumbags. Even if it means becoming a scumbag yourself. But also, you just really want to see a new cooch.