Suggestion Box

13 Jun

suggestion box

I know, I know. I haven’t posted in five days.

I’m not dead.  I am simply out of ideas. I have been living a clean and productive life, which means I think and feel nothing.

If you have ideas you would like to see fleshed out in an essay filled with the word “fuck,” or if you want advice from broke, unemployed person incapable of human relationships, or if you have a short story idea or something, please post in the comments or email me from the “Contact” sidebar.

Otherwise normal programming will resume as soon as I relapse into whoring and hard drug abuse.

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22 Responses to “Suggestion Box”

  1. Jason Statham June 13, 2013 at 12:24 pm #

    You know the search terms you read out in your video posts? Write a post from the point of view of the person typing one of those terms into google who is looking for rape or horse fucking or something perverse. But instead they stumble upon your blog and give their reaction to it.

    • emily June 13, 2013 at 3:08 pm #

      hey jason–this is really really worthwhile idea. good work!

      • emily June 13, 2013 at 3:16 pm #

        i mean in general–the narrative construct of a character confronting *you*–the exercise of building a version of yourself from an external POV–and the nature of the resulting interaction–is an inspired idea. very likely to reveal a lot.

  2. ariseandexcel June 13, 2013 at 1:32 pm #

    A once-a-week feature video from Searchy would be amazing.

    • Anonymous June 13, 2013 at 3:09 pm #

      with sets and wardrobe?

  3. Baws June 13, 2013 at 3:24 pm #

    Relapse or some shit, being another drone is overrated. You were on fire before you got doused with shame game, like the Hunter S. Thompson clarity in debauchery level.

  4. K-hole June 13, 2013 at 3:46 pm #

    You could always write about your past. Your shit jobs posts are always good.

  5. Stephen June 13, 2013 at 4:27 pm #

    Go to an AA meeting and talk about how everyone there sucks.

  6. flyingfuck June 13, 2013 at 5:17 pm #

    In a similar vein to the ‘Shit Jobs’ posts: ‘Shit Girlfriends’.

    • delicioustacos June 13, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

      That’s good but most of my ex’s read the site, so I’m saving them for the book.

  7. Anonymous June 13, 2013 at 5:24 pm #

    Here’s an idea! Readers post just one word and one word only, and then you write an essay related to that word. Free mic’ing kind of thing.

    • delicioustacos June 13, 2013 at 5:25 pm #

      I like this.

      • Anonymous June 13, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

        I knew you would. Ha. :)

      • delicioustacos June 13, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

        WELL IS SOMEONE GONNA POST A WORD OR WHAT

      • Anonymous June 13, 2013 at 6:00 pm #

        Here is a word:
        EX-GIRLFRIEND

      • Anonymous June 13, 2013 at 6:06 pm #

        Here’s my word. Drum roll, please. Drum roll. Drum roll still. And the word is: Kazakhstan!!!! Ta-da!

  8. goatse June 13, 2013 at 7:40 pm #

    GOATSE

  9. Johnny Caustic June 13, 2013 at 8:49 pm #

    Oh yes. You’ve obviously had a lot of raunchy sex in your life, so I wanna hear about

    (1) the best sex you’ve ever had, and
    (2) your most interesting story about dominating a girl and getting her to do crazy things.

    • BB753 June 14, 2013 at 3:10 am #

      Here´s a plot for a novel: you sell your domain name to a taco franchise
      for 3 mllion bucks. You then travel the world with Great Books for Men as you sidekick (or spiritual master). Needless to say, there´s plenty of drugs, booze and sex involved in your trips. At the end of your journey, you find God and you join a Catholic Monastery. And repent.

  10. dressyarson June 14, 2013 at 7:42 pm #

    I think you should an exposé on Craigslist casual encounters.

  11. Derp June 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm #

    Definitely more okcupid posts.

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