Suggestion Box: Let’s Make Hardcore Pornography

29 Oct
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image stolen from ifc.com

My buddy finances porn. Little shit, nothing you’ve heard of. But he’s moving into the clips4sale world. You post clips of fetishes so obscure that there’s not enough on the tube sites. Guys pay to download them. Women stomping on balls, popping balloons with their pussies. Guys shitting in diapers and getting laughed at. Weird shit. It’s one of the last places where the money is.

He asked me to help out. Find fetishes that are underrepresented. Niches to fill. We have girls who will do anything. Do not raise your daughter as a Jehovah’s Witness.

So what I want to know is: what twisted shit do you desperately want to jerk it to, but can’t find enough of? Comment or email me. I don’t judge. I jerk to dwarves, diaper girls, fat pigs, small penis humiliation, unwanted impregnation… that’s just scratching the surface. I jerk it to shit that would make a billygoat puke. Anything but studio porn with fake watermelon tits and tacky post-molestation piercings. I don’t give a fuck. In my actual sex life I’m a staggering bore. 

What’s a fetish scene you want to see? Or in a vanilla sex scene, what’s a scenario or plot you want that doesn’t exist? We can do old school stuff with dialogue, locations. What type of girl(s), guy(s) aren’t out there enough? Whatever you want to jerk to but can’t.

I can’t promise anything in return. If you’re not anonymous and suggest a winner I’ll try to hook you up. Give you the clip you requested free at least, if it can be done. Name the actress after your grandmother. Whatever I can do. But I have no idea how the money side of this works, so.  You may suggest a billion dollar idea and be left holding your dick.

I’m in California. Legal to shoot here. Films will be shot and distributed by pros in compliance with all applicable laws.

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32 Responses to “Suggestion Box: Let’s Make Hardcore Pornography”

  1. Anonymous October 29, 2013 at 1:04 pm #

    Glad you’ve found a new job.

  2. aneroidocean October 29, 2013 at 1:53 pm #

    I’m gonna say it right here, E-mail scammer porn. I’d come up with a plot-line but you’d just write something way better.

  3. Guest October 29, 2013 at 3:42 pm #

    I would like to see more “reverse gloryhole” porn. By that, I mean something similar to this stuff: http://xhamster.com/movies/1012282/the_female_gloryhole.html. If this turns out well, send me an email at worldenoughandtime at gmxdotcom.

    By the way, today’s xkcd (http://xkcd.com/1283/) really reminded me of your recent post about the internet.

  4. Anonymous October 29, 2013 at 5:19 pm #

    You touched on it (impregnation), but videos where the guy is legitimately coming inside the girl. It’s never like that – it’s always that he starts coming, then pulls his dick out so just the head is inside her, so that the camera can zoom in and show a closeup of the girl’s pussy oozing semen. Not what I want. Can’t be labeled, or even tagged, “creampie.” There are a few of these out there but really not enough – the guy just going balls deep as he’s coming, spastic hip spasms and all, inside as long as he can last, and then coming out/getting off her, dick hinting at the softening to come. It has to be condomless. No closeups of the vagina after that necessary, or even really wanted. I’m coming as the faceless guy is, and I don’t want to watch the video after I come. I don’t get why you can’t find this everywhere, why it isn’t the most-populated category. It’s what I want every “amateur” video to be, but never is. I like this because it’s what I dream of doing, but will never bring myself to in real life without a condom – and obviously its not the same then.

    • jeremysploosh October 30, 2013 at 4:18 pm #

      I feel like you’ve been watching me fuck my main girl. Within 6 months I’ll have this type of porn for you.

    • Anonymous October 31, 2013 at 10:39 am #

      man i would like that so much!

    • subject-verb agreement October 31, 2013 at 10:33 pm #

      nailed it.

  5. Weasel October 29, 2013 at 5:26 pm #

    Thank you for the reverse glory hole clip. THAT is exactly the kind of stuff I wish I could find more of.

  6. Ruxman October 29, 2013 at 6:16 pm #

    Reverse gloryhole impregnation lol.
    Also re: your post called ‘opt out’, does this job naturally get you laid? Or does hospitality still trump it?

  7. Mortal Coil October 29, 2013 at 7:48 pm #

    Goatse porn

  8. Anonymous October 29, 2013 at 10:11 pm #

    Smearing jizz or pussy juices on the girl’s face; can’t seem to find much of that.

  9. Pete M October 30, 2013 at 8:14 am #

    Can you please link to the “girls who will do anything”?

    • Anonymous October 30, 2013 at 8:51 am #

      Girls who will do anything ‘for money’
      — not that hard to find really

      • Pete M October 31, 2013 at 3:47 pm #

        I don’t want to see girls who will do anything for money – that’s the opposite of what I want to see. I want to see girls so emotionally damaged, so mentally fucked up by their upbringing, that they love – need – to do the most disgusting things. That’s their validation. That’s my fetish.

  10. Anonymous October 31, 2013 at 5:32 am #

    Women being undressed. Not even fucked, necessarily; just having their clothes taken off them. Most porn videos leave this part out and it’s maddening.

    Even better if she’s shy about it, or it’s kind of being forced on her, or it’s happening in public and she’s embarrassed. Or for that matter if she’s just being completely submissive and letting it happen. Dark boner is the best boner and etc.

    Many scenarios possible. These two users have good examples (you’ll need to disable the site’s age filter) but they seem to be practically the sum total on the Internet:

    http://www.dailymotion.com/TakeThemOff
    http://www.dailymotion.com/parker771

    • Penumbrae November 4, 2013 at 11:38 pm #

      There are TONS of Japanese porns like this already.

      • Anonymous November 6, 2013 at 7:38 pm #

        Well are you going to share some links or what?

  11. シャネル バッグ 品質合格 October 31, 2013 at 9:22 am #

    I like what you guys tend to be up too. Such clever work and coverage!
    Keep up the terrific works guys I’ve added you guys to my own blogroll.

  12. guest November 3, 2013 at 10:16 am #

    I want to see a hot younger girl dominate and humiliate an older girl who is less hot and a bit frumpy/overweight. Have her mock her for being ugly and less good looking that herself.

    • Anonymous November 10, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

      you guy are so god damn depressing and repulsive

  13. Penumbrae November 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm #

    Honestly I know a lot of girls who work the clips4sale scene and I’m pretty sure they take a percentage of your fees. It’s best used in conjunction with other social media means, like if you have your own website or belong to other fetish websites.

    I don’t ‘jerk off’ to any porn, but if you’re looking for things that aren’t saturated but still hold people’s interest I recently read an article about these girls making tons of money off of writing really shitty ‘books’ about monster porn. Not sure how you’d manage to pull that off in a real life scenario, but I’m sure there are tons of freaks who never shut up about the zombie apocalypse that would love to be fucked by one or watch one fuck some poor, helpless girl. A feast of flesh, anyone? How about a feast of pussy!

  14. delicioustacos November 5, 2013 at 5:15 am #

    boobs

    • delicioustacos November 5, 2013 at 10:06 am #

      That’s not me, but I approve of this message.

  15. BB753 November 9, 2013 at 8:54 am #

    Schoolgirls beating the crap of middle-aged men. Humiliation and pissing on the bastards. Girls 16 +, if that’s legal in your neck of the woods. The girls in uniform. No nudity.

    • Anonymous November 10, 2013 at 6:04 pm #

      this is sooooo common

      • BB753 November 11, 2013 at 8:56 am #

        Not in real life, it isn´t.

  16. Jim Chrysler November 20, 2013 at 8:21 am #

    Girls made to act like frogs and live in a pond. Naked.

  17. jack4510 November 29, 2013 at 1:09 pm #

    Girl being beheaded while I do her doggy style. Her last glimpse of life should be my cock sliding in and out of her pussy so the executioner has to be pick up the head instantaneously and turn it around.

  18. Anonymous December 3, 2013 at 5:42 am #

    Gender role reversal porn. Not in the sense that they usually mean it; not the contrived, 21st Century, new normal where strap ons are empowering and it’s okay for men to whine or wear pastels. Role reversal where insecurities and actual power dynamics are transposed. Where women have stronger libidos than men and men can cut them off. Where the language and communication through which sex is negotiated is done on male terms, and some women know how to speak that language, but most don’t. Or honestly, just a porn about the real world, involving men who actually get it. The one thing porn has never done is be fucking real. Fuck it, the feminists are right. I don’t get anything out of seeing someone walk into a bathroom stall and start fucking. I’d rather see a main character that understands the power men have over women and exercises it. Porn where the women need the man, but it’s believable because he’s actually seductive. Same as anything else, I guess. Porn where women don’t want to want it, but do. That’s the only fetish I have in real life, I guess. Maybe I’m a sociopath or something.

    • Potential Riposte December 9, 2013 at 1:28 am #

      The first half of your comment reminded me of this:

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