You Should Message Me If Part 3

8 Feb

frazetta centaur

I want someone to reenact Frazetta paintings with, basically. I in my burnished brass codpiece, chiseled deltoids rippling as I swing a double-bladed fire axe at a demon spider with sixteen cat eyes. You, astride the rampant beast in chains, nude but for a tattered bikini and a seal fur cloak that conveniently blows aside from your breasts and crotch in hot winds stirred by a distant alien volcano. Your buttocks could be credibly described as “meaty orbs.” My eyes speak of hellfire and lust as I land the killing blow. The unholy death shriek of the beast echos against the jagged black crags in the middle distance. Three moons look on. With another heave of the blade I split your chains. You are free, but your heart is my slave. I look around, furtively. I need a rag to clean off the stinging spider ichor. There is nothing. We are wearing virtually no fabric. I shrug, and we bone anyway.

How about it.

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4 Responses to “You Should Message Me If Part 3”

  1. Shutup faggot February 9, 2014 at 11:31 am #

    This represents the zenith of all your blog posts. The culmination of all your years of hard work and experiencing life is embodied in this single masterpiece of literature.

    • ace February 9, 2014 at 10:53 pm #

      Agreed. DT for manosphere president 2014.

  2. Michelle Morgan February 9, 2014 at 1:03 pm #

    My meaty orbs agree with this post.

  3. theprofessor February 10, 2014 at 2:07 pm #

    Swords of Maximus! your brilliance knows no boundaries

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