Something About Some Woman

10 Feb

You meet a girl. She makes you horny. So you like her. But you know she’ll bug the fuck out of you. Sooner or later.

How do you not push that moment. When you are “good with women” you force yourself to make it happen too fast. You look for flaws in her to gird yourself. Make it so she can’t get to you. Love is a fight and you stay on top by loving the other person less. You get to where it’s like this right away. From the first date. First minute. You get girls so you can feel something. But you can only get girls if you feel nothing.

This girl, though. It felt like nature meant for us to breed. Her armpits smelled like our kids would be immune to some ancient parasite. I want to rut with her and fill her soft belly full of babies. I like her accent. Her eyes. But she will bug the fuck out of me sooner or later. The “game” part of you pushes for that moment. Too fast.

Don’t push it. And don’t pull it back. Just feel what you feel. But you tell yourself: snap out of it. This is fleeting bullshit, your mind says. You know it will end so end it now. There’s no free lunch and you can’t break even. Love is a made up story. If you like them they don’t like you.

What can you do. God is evil. She will bug the fuck out of me.

Sooner rather than later.

 

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23 Responses to “Something About Some Woman”

  1. BenBien.com February 10, 2014 at 9:31 pm #

    “You get girls so you can feel something. But you can only get girls if you feel nothing…If you like them they don’t like you.”

    catch-22.

    something about the way womens’ minds work, they love contradictions.

    you’re a fucking genius. stating the obvious. keep writing. keep drinking (not to excess, but easier said than done)

  2. Atlanta Man February 10, 2014 at 10:41 pm #

    I spend so much time trying not to care. I wish we lived in savage times and I had to protect a woman through overt violence so she would know I gave a fuck and she would respect my murder on her behalf. I wish I had to kill other rapist/suitors to protect her honor and ” shit tests ” were a distant hope of hers in a world not governed by violence. But alas this is not modern reality, food comes for Whole Foods, and safety from police and government. My inclination toward protection and respect makes me unfuckable. So I pretend to be aloof, have recreational drugs, and let her talk to other guys to ” keep my alpha frame” . I am a 6’4 gym rat , 240 pure muscle , intimidating frame and half negro just pretending I do not want to give a fuck about a girl, while she shit tests me about not texting her back immediately when she was upset about a rescue cat that needed vaccination . Bitch I can kill with my bare hands , give me doggie style sex with my thumb in your butt. Fuck, right?

    • MasterSlave February 10, 2014 at 10:52 pm #

      HAHA start your own blog man

      • Atlanta Man February 11, 2014 at 9:51 am #

        I wish I was as talented as DT , then I would.

    • FRV February 11, 2014 at 10:27 am #

      You wrote one good paragraph. Repeat that 3-5 times, once a week.

      Bam, you’ve got a blog.

      • runsonmagic (@runsonmagic) February 11, 2014 at 11:31 am #

        Before I started blogging, I thought it’d be more complicated than that.

        It’s not.

    • aneroidocean February 11, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

      Another vote for start your own blog. Then comment here so people can follow you. Also, it’s all good and well to protect and respect people, but you gotta realize, those things are earned. They are not a default state for anyone you could protect/respect.

  3. MasterSlave February 10, 2014 at 10:53 pm #

    “Her armpits smell like our kids would be immune to some ancient parasite.”

    That’s the stuff I come here for!

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  4. Anonymous February 11, 2014 at 2:28 am #

    Glad to see you fucking start writing regularly again

    • Atlanta Man February 11, 2014 at 7:10 am #

      I do love when he writes this frequently.

  5. Michelle Morgan February 11, 2014 at 6:53 am #

    church.

  6. FRV February 11, 2014 at 10:23 am #

    >Love is a fight and you stay on top by loving the other person less.

    Why does this have to be true all the fucking time.

  7. I'm Aunt Jemima™, except nude February 11, 2014 at 11:55 am #

    Most of us swingin dicks, we keep trying like fools:

  8. Anonymous February 11, 2014 at 12:54 pm #

    “This girl, though. It felt like nature meant for us to breed. Her armpits smelled like our kids would be immune to some ancient parasite. I want to rut with her and fill her soft belly full of babies.”

    Dude, I know this feeling. I met a good woman, red pill. Yeah she annoys me sometimes. All women do. But I’m her man, and she’s my woman and I’m about to say fuck it and buy a ring (I’m christian, we still do that). I gave up looking for a soul mate and I’m just looking for a mate. And she’s a damn good one and she wants my body every night.

    I think it’s a good deal. Don’t overthink yourself bro. Love people where they’re at. Kill this darwinistic shit where it stands and emote.

  9. Potential Riposte February 12, 2014 at 12:08 pm #

    “You get girls so you can feel something. But you can only get girls if you feel nothing.”

    It’s so sad but so true.

    Women only care about the men who don’t care about them.

    • Ben Bien February 12, 2014 at 1:04 pm #

      Women are attracted to guys who care about and pursue other things, like making apps, making money, success, a political career, invading a country, making music, surfing, skateboarding, whatever.

      Showing a woman you care for her, somehow that triggers her hindbrain into thinking you’re unworthy, that you’re not superior to her and other guys.

      The moment a man shows he cares for a girl is the moment she starts looking for the next uncaring guy.

      I can attest to DT’s lamentations about bartenders getting all the pussy. I’ve been in 2 situations where the girl I was talking to was all dewey-eyed over the guy behind the bar pouring drinks and ignoring her entirely.

      DT would get drastically fewer girls if (1) he didn’t/couldn’t write well, (2) didn’t have that picture of him at the Oscars, (3) started caring.

      Caring is for nuns and Peace Corps volunteers.

      For the rest of us, who want success and pussy, thrill and less stress in life, just get used to not caring.

      • Potential Riposte February 16, 2014 at 6:52 am #

        Well said.

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    I know how you feel.

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