I don’t have any specific questions about sex, but I suspect lots of people would appreciate advice/instructions from both of you on how to…do stuff well.
Personally I want blow job advice and general advice like sounds and stuff.
Help us internet loners out.
All right. How to give a blowjob.
1) Eat the fucking cum.
Just fucking eat it. I was getting blown just recently, actually, and as soon as I started actually popping off the girl pulled her head back, aghast, and left me to nut unstimulated into my own navel. This woman was thirty two years old. An actress/ waitress. Unless she is some weird prudish aberration, she has sucked a lot of dicks. She has had a lot of cum shot in her mouth. But she pulled her head back—which means she was the kind of girl who, in college, would look you in the eye as she was about to go down and suck your dick and say “tell me if you’re about to cum, OK?” OK. They’re never saying that so they can suddenly enhance the experience by giving you an even better blowjob just as you are about to bust that sublime nut– it’s always so they can squeamishly pull away at the last second. So they can switch from a delightful blowjob to a halfhearted and insulting handjob, because they have a girlish revulsion from “gross” things like the fluid they are trying to suck out of your dick.