Jerry Sandusky

8 Jul

So– any guy that volunteers to spend any length of time around kids wants to fuck them.  Period.  With absolutely no exceptions.  This applies to teachers, coaches, Boys and Girls Club volunteers, ice cream men, people who put their homes up for foster care, everything.  I mean, especially foster care– the foster care slogan should be “get paid to rape kids.”  The one possible exception is Boy Scout leaders who do it because their own kids are in it, but even then.  Even when it’s guys who opt to spend a lot of time around children because it’s their own blood relatives.  Even then.  They want to fuck them.  Best case scenario, they will hold back but keep coming around because they have a lifetime project to build the most massive spank bank known to man.  To intimately familiarize themselves with the smells, the sounds, the heat of their skin– they want to build the holodeck of fucking little boys with an endless supply of hairless virgin ass to shuffle through while choking the chicken.

Men do not give a shit about kids.  Just the same way that women do not have the same visceral reaction to porn, the way women don’t have this animalistic desire to just rut and fuck anything but moves (you do get some exceptions if a girl was severely molested, by a guy who volunteered to spend time with her), men do not have any innate desire to protect, speak to, or even be near children who are not their own.  And often children who are their own.  So when they want to be around them, you know something’s up.

Virtually every non-hideous male teacher in America at the junior high level or higher, I guarantee you, is plowing a ton of student ass.  I do not know one woman, and I know many, many women, who did not have sexual contact with a teacher at least once in high school. 

I mean, imagine it.  Imagine it.  Something you need to know is that every man on the face of the planet desperately wants to have sex with girls (or boys) between thirteen and eighteen years of age, and often below thirteen years of age.  There is a reason why every meaningful female model and movie star has the facial features of a six year old white child.  Men want to fuck thirteen year old girls with a visceral force ten thousand times greater than any desire they will ever feel for you.  As Mark Maron said, that’s why there’s a law.  So imagine being that guy, being a man, trapped in a room with dozens of these little desire bombs, every day.  Where you are the authority figure, the father figure, the older guy in charge whom all women desperately yearn to bear the seed of, you know.  Being alone with them once or twice per day as they flirtatiously ask you questions after class.  Every day.  As they push the limits.  As they openly come on to you.  You are not asking someone to not fuck up once. You are asking someone to continuously not fuck up ever over the course of a decades long career.  Never to give in once.  Even when she’s asking.  Even when it would be safe.  You are asking a wolf to stay in a cage where a fresh steak is thrown in every morning and not once touch it.  Teachers who do not molest kids should be given a god damn medal. They’re like John McCain in the POW camp, crippled and tortured and still turning down an offer of release.

Now, with someone like Jerry Sandusky, it’s different.  I believe almost all male teachers fuck the kids, and I believe that every single one of them wants to do it, but I don’t think it’s often the reason they got in the business.  People don’t usually have that focus on delayed gratification– I’m gonna get an advanced degree, I’m gonna make crap money, I’m gonna eat shit taking orders from surly pricks at an underfunded shithole school for a few years, and then when a girl comes on to me, and I know she has shitty parents she won’t talk to, and she’s probably boned a bunch of dudes so it’s no big deal, and I can logistically get alone in a room with her– then FINALLY I’m going to get that sweet underage ass… no.  But Sandusky had the kind of gig where he would not normally be around kids and he deliberately structured his entire life so he would be surrounded by as much emotionally damaged ten year old dick as possible.  Once he had done well enough in his career to have some prominence he quickly figured out the greatest possible scam to safely make the rhythmic wet slap slap slapping sound in the shower with an abused foster child who knows on a bone deep level never to rat anyone out to the authorities.  If a teacher who has one indiscretion is the guy who shoots someone in a road rage incident, Sandusky is Hitler– fiendishly and diligently building a whole system that was ostensibly based on high ideals but was really about killing.  That’s what makes Sandusky different.  A piece of bald ass falls in your lap, you are morally reprehensible, but I understand. You seek it out, that is some premeditated evil.

9 Responses to “Jerry Sandusky”

  1. sylviasarah July 8, 2012 at 2:17 pm #

    Come on, man. Come on.

  2. CN July 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    I love this post cuz this is how I feel about murder – if someone really gets on your nerves and you kill them with a gun/knife/strangulation, it is ok and not psycho. i mean, it is messed up and you shoulda had some self control but i get it. but
    If you go and stalk a random woman and take photos of her and one day you kidnap her ass and then torture her and sexually mutilate her and then kill her in some disgusting way, like skinning her alive or something, then there is something really wrong with you. that sh!t is evil/psycho fo sho’.

    • Anonymous July 10, 2012 at 10:25 am #

      I hope you mean “mortally offended you, cheated on you, threatened your life,” rather than “they annoyed you.”

  3. fakegirlfiend July 8, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

    I NEVER had sexual contact with a teacher in High School.

    • nikolhasler July 9, 2012 at 7:28 pm #

      Then you were doing it wrong.

      • fakegirlfriend July 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm #

        why are you so abrasive towards me nikol? its strange and unnecessary.

  4. CN July 16, 2012 at 8:35 am #

    LMFAO. nikol, u silly goose u

    • Anonuhmiss July 16, 2012 at 9:14 am #

      I thought “Then you were doing it wrong.” was a pretty silly answer.

  5. CN July 16, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    I would’ve had sex with a teacher in high school but I didn’t look too cute so they would
    never have had sex with me. I dressed unflatteringly in ill fitting flair jeans and manly flannel shirts.

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