The Rubicon

31 Aug

You live long enough, you see women you know, and whom you want to fuck, and about whom you think in the back of your mind “some day… some day, I’m gonna catch you on the one day when you don’t have a boyfriend and we’re gonna be drunk and FINALLY I’m gonna fuck you….” you live long enough to see them age past the point where you want to fuck them.

It happens in your thirties.  For most of your life as a man, you think about fucking women exactly your age or younger.  Starting at about twelve, when you begin to think about sex and romance in a concrete way instead of just getting a boner from two orang-utans fucking on National Geographic, you have crushes on girls in your class. This is who you beat off to. Then you get a couple years older, say fifteen, and you are beating off primarily to fifteen year olds but also to the well-developed middle school girls, like, you notice that one has precociously big tits, you know.  Whereas girls older than you are physically larger and more imposing; their jaws have a certain squareness… but as you catch up to them and grow yourself, they start making you horny. And so on into your twenties.  As you get older, the range of what you can beat off to is expanding.  Because thirteen year old girls are still hot, but now twenty year old girls are, too.

And you notice this trend and you think it will be like this throughout life.  Wonderful, you think—when I am 65, almost the entire range of humanity will get me excited; I will be fucking my way through an age rainbow,  a fucking smorgasbord of pussy, assuming I am some kind of authority figure such as a community college instructor.  And what’s more, when I’m 65, a 45 year old will appear to me like a 15 year old does now—an oozing pheromonal fuck-bomb with an impossibly perfect physique and a pussy that tastes like heaven whose appearance in my masturbatory dreams can make me pop like a riot gun going off.

But no.  About 33 is when it stops.  Your desire to fuck girls your own age is suddenly over; a derailed train, and you are doomed to only want to fuck women where your chance of fucking them is just going to recede into nothing. In order to fuck these women, you will have to restructure your entire life and career; become a bartender, yoga instructor or college professor.  Perhaps manage a T.G.I. Friday’s. Any man who does any of these things is a man who has determined that his raison d’etre is to fuck young women.

It’s a fucking shame.  Further proof that God is evil.

7 Responses to “The Rubicon”

  1. Cathy September 1, 2012 at 9:07 am #

    Lmfao @ “community college instructor”. You are random and funny

    • R. Lee September 3, 2012 at 7:41 pm #

      Hi, Cathy!

      Let’s only leave comments that no one can else understand from now on. They like that here.

  2. Anonymous September 2, 2012 at 12:40 pm #

    You are disgusting and pathetic

    • Anon September 3, 2012 at 1:32 am #

      Strike a chord did he? You sound overly offended.

      • Versace September 3, 2012 at 1:37 am #

        Well she’s clearly older than 33..

  3. Anonymous September 2, 2012 at 12:51 pm #

    You never liked older women? Ever? Not even fine ass celebrities?

  4. angela September 10, 2012 at 4:18 pm #

    So this is the male version of this! I didn’t know dudes felt this way too. The younger the cock, the hotter I get!

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