Listen to Me on This Sex Chick’s Podcast

16 Nov


I talk about underage pussy and birds. She did a great job cutting it together:

38 Responses to “Listen to Me on This Sex Chick’s Podcast”

  1. judge November 16, 2015 at 10:21 pm #

    You sound like a geeky faggot who girls cheat on with black skateboarders.

  2. ArrogantDrunk November 16, 2015 at 11:19 pm #

    That last part was rather patronizing by the interviewer.

    • Col. Tigh November 18, 2015 at 10:24 am #

      She definitely tried to punk DT with that stunt, but I think it’s part of her standard schtick to throw in masturbation sounds at the end of her podcasts. To his credit, DT called her bluff and continued his monologue flawlessly.

      • oscarchambers November 18, 2015 at 5:10 pm #

        Actually the whole masturbation thing was pre planned and they had a vote whether DT would talk about ducks or something else on Chloe ‘s Twitter.

  3. oscarchambers November 17, 2015 at 1:17 am #

    I liked it, it was actually better than the last podcast I heard you on. But then again the last podcast I heard you on was the best until this one. Your voice is that of a calm well educated adult. If I did not know you did this blog and were to meet you in person, I would assume you were married with kids. Until you brought up donkey porn.

  4. Anal Trauma November 17, 2015 at 5:20 am #

    The only thing that sucked about the interview was the interviewer. The end was vomitable and self indulgent by the interviewer. Ridiculous.

    Just another pathetic footnote on the margins of cultural subculture excrement.

    • oscarchambers November 17, 2015 at 10:59 am #

      You are alright with me Anal Trauma. You just say what you mean.

    • Father O'Hara November 17, 2015 at 8:12 pm #

      Wish you’d stop commenting.Hint.

      • Anal Trauma November 18, 2015 at 12:27 am #

        Father O’Hara – Go eat a dick you cunt. There…..I’ve said it……it’s out there…..It’s what everyone was thinking……I can’t take it back.

  5. Anal Trauma November 17, 2015 at 6:54 am #

    Completely irrelevant post, but here’s the Faces with Baby I’m Amazed. think Rod Stewart can’t sing? Wait until he kicks it in. Things really were better in the past.

    • Graybusch November 17, 2015 at 7:15 pm #

      When Jimmy Page was talking to his new singer, Robert Plant, for his new band, Led Zeppelin, he told him he wanted him to sound like the singer in the Jeff Beck Band. That singer was Rod Stewart.
      Anyways back to the podcast I enjoyed listening to Delicious Tacos not so much the interviewer. And I agree with eating ass. Im not a huge fan of it but when the woman was just too hot, too beautiful I couldn’t help but want to, just to have and own every inch of her

      • Anonymous November 17, 2015 at 7:19 pm #

        And now I just got to the ending of the podcast and what the fuck bitch I’m trying to listen to DT throw down some knowledge on birds and now I just missed out on some new fun facts

      • Anal Trauma November 18, 2015 at 8:01 am #

        Truth and Beckola are still great albums, and Stewart sounds fantastic on them.

    • Pfff. Who needs a singer. Eyes DOWN. November 18, 2015 at 10:38 pm #

    • Lee Holloway November 21, 2015 at 8:42 am #

      I like your taste AT. Were you the one calling in on my show all night? It was you, wasn’t it?

      • oscarchambers November 21, 2015 at 9:37 am #

        You have a show? What show? You fucking evil woman, Anal Trauma knows you have a show and not me! I want to hear your voice! I want all of you! Anal Trauma, this is war! I want all of Lee’s attention in the comments not you!!!!!!! That’s it, I am eating a bullet and it is all Lee Holloway and Anal Trauma’s fault!!! How dare you two have a special relationship and exclude me!!! My blood is on your hands! Goodbye cruel world………..Bang.

      • Lee Holloway November 21, 2015 at 9:42 am #

        settle down oscarchambers, put the gun down. he only knows because he did some mild stalking. he never sends me any emails. *sad face*

        i’d love for you to hear my show.

      • Anal Trauma November 21, 2015 at 2:14 pm #

        I didn’t know you had a show. What sort of show is it? How do I get access?

      • Lee Holloway November 21, 2015 at 9:34 pm #

        email me

  6. Angryincel November 17, 2015 at 9:24 am #

    You were a college slayer? Girls gave you IOI’s at orientation *machine gun emoticon* I lived in a dorm for the sole purpose of getting laid, and I still never got laid. Even the chubby chicks rejected me (I was in shape). 😡

    • Father O'Hara November 17, 2015 at 8:19 pm #

      Well son as you get older you’ll find the so called pleasures of the flesh are overrated.What really matters is friends,work,time for reading and reflecting.I myself don’t miss the passions of youth;I have my books,my friends,I enjoy quiet times…OH GOD I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE IT SUCKS SHIT FUCK IT ALL GODDAMMI T SHOOT ME PLEASE SOMEBODY FUCK!!!!!!

  7. I started listening but turned off the podcast before you answered the first question (“when did you start masturbating”).

    love your shit but listening to the answer to that question is pretty gay.

  8. pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn November 17, 2015 at 8:10 pm #

    You sound like a cross between Ted Koppel and Napoleon Dynamite. You must’ve lost your New England accent in all those fancy prep schools, Mr. bigtime hotshot prep school fucker.

  9. oscarchambers November 17, 2015 at 10:01 pm #

    Was this the woman in pink from the park near your house with the dog in your Twitter pictures?

  10. Anonymous November 18, 2015 at 2:23 pm #

    No one is going to listen to this fag talk about his ukulele and his experiments.

  11. phallus November 19, 2015 at 3:01 pm #

    first impression: her voice sounds like a tranny’s.

    when she says things like “angsty writer” and “dark humor” it made the whole thing sound fake. didn’t bother to listen to more than a minute after skipping to the part where you said you’re mom’s a clerk.

  12. Here's a Thought: November 19, 2015 at 4:18 pm #

    “Story Time with Juan Mendez”

    Read a chapter / bit aloud from your Book on the youtube channel.

    Hell, be a scoundrel & slap a bikini chick thumbnail photo on the youtube sidebar. A Shitdicky move, to be sure, but think of the extra views you’d get.

    Might help you move units / get exposure / whatever.

  13. Anonymous November 20, 2015 at 8:30 pm #

    Absolute goddamn brilliance.
    Especially the end. Birdwatching.
    My Dad is a lifelong birder, to the point where all the other Audobahn people call him The Ned.
    It’s the only thing that rests his weary spirit. He birdwatched in Veitnam, man.
    Anywho, a coot crash landed in the street next to the duck pond in the park Up near. Apparantly flooded streets look just like rivers to birds, and the fowl broke him wing.
    My Dad and I nursed the Coot back to health and re released him back to the pond, where he never migrated away, and became a serious threat to all the other water fowl.
    We even named Him. Cootie.
    I still think about that to this day, as a recovered alcoholic pussyhound.
    Please never stop writing.
    I wanna be like you when I grow up.

  14. Lee Holloway November 21, 2015 at 8:39 am #

    I enjoyed the whole thing. She was completely over the top at the end (and does sound vaguely tranny-ish throughout) but it was an entertaining juxtaposition with the bird talk.

    However I am one of those obnoxious female DT fans and I would probably enjoy listening to him read the dictionary. So what do I know?

    Can I do the next interview?

    • Schlafwandler November 22, 2015 at 8:19 pm #

      Let us do:
      A Kickstarter campaign to finance
      “Story Time with Juan Mendez”

      • Lee Holloway November 22, 2015 at 8:55 pm #

        I’m on board.

      • Aachen November 22, 2015 at 9:27 pm #

        agreed, mein herr.

        Now let’s see how fast the Sensible Constructive Shit
        Gets walled in by troll commenters…

      • Anal Trauma November 23, 2015 at 3:59 am #

        Lee, don’t get involved. I have it on good authority that these guys are into gayness and that they would like to felch DT.

      • Lee Holloway November 23, 2015 at 7:20 pm #

        quite possibly the most valuable thing you’ve ever contributed to these comments is the reminder to me that “felching” is a word. what would i do without you?

      • Schlafwandler November 23, 2015 at 11:11 am #

        AT, since you’re like dry-humpin youtube, can you dig up the All In the Family clip where Archie bunker calls the Fletcher guy “Felcher?” That shit was clever in that it juuuust slipped by the censors back then.

  15. Foxfire McClellan December 2, 2015 at 9:08 pm #

    All you faggots missed the point of her touching herself (or just acting it out, who knows) at the end. Listen to Tacos talking about the traits of the coot — this is clearly the same spiel he’s given to many Tinder sluts while walking them around the duck pond before taking them back and fucking them. He’s showing his love of and knowledge for nature, and teaching it to the Tinder slut. Clearly, this is the point at which many girls were won over and the scales were tipped in favor of Tacos jizzing on them. The exchange is just picking out and exaggerating this phenomenon.


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