I Will Cure Your STD’s with the Power of Prayer

7 Feb

pat robertson

There is a Paypal link now, per a kind suggestion in the comments.  It’s under “Support” in the Sidebar.  It’s not a “Donate” button per se, because Paypal fucks you on “Donate” buttons now. They will freeze your shit for not being a 501(c)3 tax exempt charity.  So instead it’s a button where you “buy” “support” for this web site and name your price.  You may have to put a shipping address in there because it’s an imaginary “product” but I don’t give a shit where you live and will never share your info with anybody.  They could have a hot knife to my balls and they aren’t getting shit out of me.

I won’t love you any less if you don’t give me any money, and I’m not going to hassle you about it.  I don’t do this for the dough.  Money I receive will be spent on alcohol and women.  Meanwhile a child will die from preventable illness.

Thanks

6 Responses to “I Will Cure Your STD’s with the Power of Prayer”

  1. Another Mary February 7, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

    I just did. Don’t spend it all at Von’s.

  2. anonymoose February 7, 2013 at 10:09 pm #

    You’re doing the Lord’s work here, son. Telling it straight. I’ll break you off a piece of my next paycheck. May you find poosy paradise, friend.

    P.S damn shame about those preventable illnesses.

  3. Dr. Illusion February 8, 2013 at 5:06 am #

    I don’t have a STDs so pray for my poor liver. A case of beer a day can’t be good for it.

  4. pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn February 24, 2013 at 9:50 pm #

    I just sent you a couple bucks to help hold you over till you get your first unemployment check. I know what a pain in the ass it is waiting on the first one. It’s not much, enough to get a couple pints of Hiram Walker’s or something, but I’m not completely comfortable contributing to your degeneracy, anyway. The entertainment this blog has provided me is well worth it.

  5. lolcopterpilot February 26, 2013 at 9:55 pm #

    Dear Sir,

    You have provided me, unbidden, significantly more value than I could possibly return remuneratively, even ignoring my similar dire straits vis-a-vis involuntary funemployment. Please accept my paltry tribute. May your bodega liquor ever be rat-skeleton free.

    -With Warmest Personal Regards, I Beg to Remain, Your Servant,
    a fan

  6. Anonymous April 11, 2013 at 7:46 am #

    #callspielbergsrabbi

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