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31 Aug

no sex in toilet

August 31. If I don’t post today there’s a month with no posts. Who cares. But I’ve been doing this 7 and a half years and never missed one. Don’t want to be the Jew who breaks the 5,000 year tradition.

But I can’t write. My prose no good anymore. I have 20 pages about hookers in Thailand and Cambodia and it’s me impersonating myself. Plus some of that shit could get me arrested. Continue reading

Coffee Shop Diary: Quite an Ass

31 Mar

 

I’m posting old unpublished material to draw page views for my novel Finally, Some Good News. This story is fictional, it never happened, and the guy in it is not me. I don’t get horny. Continue reading

Coffee Shop Diary: A Hot Shrew I Want to Fuck

22 Dec

horniman's japanese poster

I’m posting old unpublished material to draw page views for my new novel Finally, Some Good News. This story is fictional, it never happened, and the guy in it is not me. I don’t get horny.

(2013)

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