One Small Act of Kindness

10 Jan

He lived alone. Every morning the same spider had fallen in the bathtub. An elegant silvery-looking affair. He’d pick her up carefully by three legs (one leg would have just snapped off). Place her by her web in the corner behind the shampoo bottle. Every morning she’d be back twitching by the drain.

One day he fired up the hot water, slipped on the soap and fell with a crack. And there she was. She was a woman now. Tall and elegant in a silvery dress with the mist shrouding her in rainbows. She held him. Stroked his chest with her soft palm while the hot water hissed on the tiles. I’ve traveled a long time, she said. Looking for one small act of kindness. Finally I’ve found you. She bit into his head and began sucking out the juice.

14 Responses to “One Small Act of Kindness”

  1. Graybusch January 10, 2016 at 9:37 am #

    Short and sweet but nonetheless I dig it.

  2. Will January 10, 2016 at 10:34 am #

    That escalated quickly

  3. John smith January 10, 2016 at 10:47 am #

    With the female of any species, no good deed goes unpunished. So don’t do them.

  4. dumbo January 10, 2016 at 11:16 am #

    White Knight gets burnt. Same story

  5. Small January 10, 2016 at 11:55 am #

    I hope her asshole really is as perfect as you’ve said, because she sounds fucking boring.

  6. keyboard beta January 10, 2016 at 3:22 pm #

    your writing inspires me….

    ….to be gayer.

  7. oscarchambers January 10, 2016 at 8:49 pm #

    I get it the whole “you knew I was a poisonous snake/ scorpion to the frog” where they both drown, except the snake /scorpion doesn’t drown in your version. The snake/scorpion in your short just consumes the frog, how utterly appropriate in this age of sexual relations.

  8. Nikolai Vladivostok January 11, 2016 at 5:46 am #

    I hate when they do that.

  9. emptysubject January 15, 2016 at 7:56 am #

    Echoes of Kafka…

  10. Ben Bien January 15, 2016 at 9:27 pm #

    This story lacked length,
    but it had girth.

    A+

  11. Paul Reiser's Smegmatic Kleenex™ January 19, 2016 at 6:51 am #

    But which head does she go for…

    In short: 3.5 Lubed Love Lances

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