Shut the fuck up about Donald Trump. Donald Trump will not save you. You will die. Everyone you love will die. The planet will die the sun will die the galaxy the universe, etc. etc. Donald Trump does not matter. He won’t even meaningfully affect your taxes. He won’t ban Muslims and he won’t stop immigration. He won’t kick out the Mexicans. It can’t be done. The government can’t do anything except suck up your money. Maybe throw you in jail, if you’re a citizen.
Bernie Sanders won’t give you free money not to work. Hillary Clinton won’t save you from being a woman. None of these people matter. Jeb Bush– fire his secret service detail. No one gives enough of a fuck to even shoot the guy.
Well what about waves of refugees imposing sharia. Raping women in the streets. Good! Impose sharia. Ban yoga pants. Make it not only legal but encouraged to mob up and mass fingerfuck a schoolgirl who shows too much forehead at the Starbucks. Destroy the Earth. Who fucking cares. The Mexicans– they’re going back anyway. Wouldn’t you? They made money, now they’re going back. That was the plan the whole time. Because America sucks. It’s too cold and every woman is a snarling cunt with not even one exception. To live in America is to live as a eunuch. In Mexico your wife has babies and cleans the toilet and if you get drunk and pop her one she won’t call the cops. Send me back there too. Unfortunately Mexico has an immigration policy.
I feel bad for the poor kids who raped all those girls in Germany. Told their whole lives the West is full of decadent whores. They’ll tempt you with plump little asses in Daisy Dukes. Suck your dick as soon as look at you. The Imams were half right. Girls walk around with tits hanging out and get hammered in your room. But all ten million of them only fuck the same five guys in bands. Not you, Abdul. Not me either. So I understand the urge to fill a water cooler bottle with scraped off match heads and screws, but just jerk your way through it homie. We’re both broke and ugly and neither of us can drink. At least you have a big swarthy dick. Yes it sucks to be poor but what can I say. Next time get born on an oil patch, stupid. You can buy girls off instagram and shit on em.
A thousand Arab kids came out on New Years. All with the same sweaty notebook page. Arabic to German: Nice tits; Wanna fuck; I’ll kill you. They weren’t a rape gang. This is game in their world. They thought they were gonna get laid. The Prophet should have told you: no one gets pussy on New Years.