Get in Shape, You Disgusting Fat Fuck

1 Jun

Don’t read this if it’s about you.

I went on a date this week with a girl who actually has a nice body.  Can you imagine?  A girl, off the internet, whose weight was as advertised.  We all know that OKCupid weight classes are two words for OK and then fifteen synonyms for fat, and you know when you go out with someone here they’re going to be at least thirty pounds over what their photos would lead you to believe.  It’s just a hazard of internet dating.  Something you accept.  The girl who shows up is substantially fatter than her photos. Every. Single. Time.

And I was cool with that—I don’t mind if a chick is a little “thick,” or even “plump—“ basically, I have no standards and will fuck anything that moves, and the virtue of internet dating is no one has to see what you’re doing.  I won’t email with someone who has “a few extra pounds,” because we all know what a cruel joke that word “few” is in this context, but “curvy,” sure.  “Average,” why not.  It’s never the “average” for women between the ages of 18 and 29 in Los Angeles, CA, the most body-conscious city on the entire face of the Earth; these girls generously judge themselves by the national average.  But still.  Fine.

But then this girl, god damn dude.  When her clothes came off it was like I’d had a near death experience and seen the fucking face of God.  This is what it’s supposed to be like.  By the way– this is what I’m like!  I’m six foot motherfucking one and I have a six pack and visible obliques, and my man-tits have that weird “zipper” thing going on down the middle.  My ass has different muscles groups kind of elbowing each other out of the way when I flex it in the mirror, which I often do.  My bicep has a peak on it.  I don’t have any shirtless photos of myself up, so when I take off my shirt when I’m about to get down with what is legally considered date rape in my state, she is pleasantly surprised.  She is happy when she sees my body.

This is what it’s supposed to be like– every goddamn motherfucking inch of her was firm, and like—supple. I hate that word– “supple,” but…. whatever.  She was supple. She was “toned.” She didn’t have a bunch of fucking flab hanging off every inch of her like every single other girl off the internet, weirdly including Asians.  When her clothes came off, I was fucking delighted.

So– why can’t more girls be like this?  Why are you all so goddamn fucking fat?  Seriously.  Guys too.  I’ve poked around some of the men’s profiles here.  It’s not nearly as egregious a problem as it is for the women, but god damn– as a rule: all of you are disgusting fat fucks.  You’re all a bunch of hideous bloated hogs and you wonder why you are alone.*  YOU ARE ALONE IN LARGE PART BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO FUCKING FAT.

Do you not know this?  The people who would date you, the people who want to be in your life—this is hugely affected by your being so fucking fat.  You are lonely, you wish that someone besides weird gross desperate guys would email you, you have trouble getting in a relationship: IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING FAT.  And until you stop being so fucking fat, it is never going to change. Maybe you’re ugly; you can’t change your face.  But you can change your body, and the feeling of running your hands over a legitimately nice body is something that charges you up in a visceral way that no amount of your charming personality can replace.

So—stop being so fucking fat.  And don’t pretend it’s because of your glands, or your metabolism, or any of this shit- it’s because you eat too much, dude.  You know this in your heart. It’s not because of your diabetes.  Diabetes is an effect of being a Vladimir Harkonnen-looking land whale, not a cause.

And you know, if you see a chick who is a little fat, it is one hundred per cent guaranteed that if you see her in a year, she will be a sowbellied hambeast.  Fat Fuck Boulevard is a one way street.

Anyway- just, stop goddamn eating so much and go to the fucking gym.  I’ve had it with you piglets.

* Yes, I know that I am not fat and I am alone.  I don’t wonder about it though– it’s because I’m a grating asshole and my face looks like it was hit with a shovel.

122 Responses to “Get in Shape, You Disgusting Fat Fuck”

  1. LE June 1, 2012 at 11:39 am #

    This is so mundane and expected. Yeah, Americans are fat and lie about their weight. Yeah, everyone would be better off of we didn’t… but food continues to taste good and we continue to be bored. The more intriguing self-deceptions on okcupid emerge in the “what he/she is looking for” section.

    • lenore June 1, 2012 at 2:26 pm #

      agreed… your comment is the best part of this post

      • Bronan the Barbarian! June 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm #

        You both sound fat.

      • FPH March 26, 2015 at 8:25 pm #

        Found some prize porkers, Sarge. I hope against my experience and hypothesis that one of you is in shape now 2.5 years later, realized the error of your butterball ways, feel silly about thinking being fat is fine because “eating is something to do,” somehow sees this and comes back to set the record straight.

    • Anonymous March 31, 2015 at 10:47 am #

      I totally agree. bloated hogs everywhere. All they do is gorge themselves and they can’t seem to handle reality so they try to reverse reality. Fat women are disgusting. All they do is eat. Same goes with all these religious lunatics.

  2. sylviasarah June 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    Are you going to go out with her again?

  3. sylviasarah June 1, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

    And…just wondering…how do you justify disliking using physical force against a woman while being completely willing to emotionally batter? I acknowledge you are not only talking about women when you talk about fatties. And do you think everyone should always do what you want them to do, be how you want them to be or is it only like that for some personal preferences? What makes you feel so entitled? I don’t ask that in a sardonic way. I’m actual curious. I’m sure you’re aware that fatties all over the world get married every day. So do ugly people, and idiots. Plenty of grating assholes are married. Why do you feel so special as to think people should conform to you? Having a consistant following doesn’t say as much about the writer as it does about the state of the readers.

    • helganoth June 2, 2012 at 12:52 am #

      Didnt you read his other post where he talks about misogyny being a symptom of feeling lonely and rejected, and then read all his misogynistic posts…then the ones where he talks about being lonely and rejected? Surely this cannot be a puzzle for you.

      Additionally, you should remember that this is just another episide of DT giving his readers more of what keeps them reading. He’s doing a poor man’s Tucker Max schtick. I wouldn’t take it too seriously.

      • Anonymous June 2, 2012 at 7:23 am #

        I have no proof he doesn’t honestly think he’s better than most people. And I think I just really resent how he plays this stupid, draw them in, tell them they’re sit then draw them in again.

        For years I’ve been reading posts of a dejected man who seemed like such a sweetheart. I stalked him from vulqokk yo. This is not what I signed up for.

      • Anonymous June 2, 2012 at 7:24 am #


      • Anonymous June 3, 2012 at 11:32 am #

        she is a sweet girl

    • Art Vandelay June 8, 2012 at 10:39 am #

      Don’t you reserve your right to reject men you find unsuitable? And isn’t it always women who complain loudly that there aren’t any good men around?

      I think the argument he put forth is a sound one. Get in shape and you’ll find a better quality sex or life partner or at least someone who isn’t ashamed to be seen with you.

      I think far worse, and far crueler are the apologists and the people who try to boost self esteem of people who really should work on something that can actually give them self esteem and confidence. Telling someone who clearly needs some improvement that they are just okay the way they are and people should appreciate them for it are part of the problem.

      Just look at the state of your country, most people are not only fat but also miserable.

      • Bambam July 13, 2015 at 3:09 pm #

        Then let me give you some advice because you are a stupid fucktard and need advice to stop being so fucking stupid and ignorant. Jump off a cliff next time.

    • Aurelius August 15, 2015 at 12:34 pm #

      Perhaps everyone can seek to better themselves…

  4. Anonymous June 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

    Link this to r/okcupid. I want to taste the delicious tears of the fatties on reddit.

    • delicioustacos June 1, 2012 at 4:18 pm #

      Will you do it? I get downvoted to shit every time I link my own stuff there.

      • Anonymous June 1, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

        I will. I will become your martyr. Your son of DT, dying for your sins, stabbed in the side by ruthless 300 lb redditors. I will watch as the karma plummets, because what you said is true, and I really don’t give a damn.

  5. Anonymous June 1, 2012 at 7:34 pm #

    How is being a grating asshole not just as worthy of a change? It.s not going to be difficult to stop reading your blog :/

    • blogzilla March 28, 2015 at 8:42 am #

      We get visually GRATED every time we have to look at your repugnant obese ass

  6. Anonymous June 1, 2012 at 10:11 pm #

    Yeah, I’m starting to figure out why you’re single despite your whining about not having found a decent girl and despite you being quite good at charming the girls and women with your wit and getting them to sleep with you.

    You’re kind of an asshole, DT.

    It’s easy to judge others when you don’t have to walk in their shoes or are blessed with relatively good genes. And I’m not a fattie. I’m a skinny guy and even though I don’t drink, don’t smoke, and try and eat healthy, I know I’m still blessed with good genes that allow me to get away with not exercising and still retaining my slim body. I watch other people – women especially – who exercise a lot more, eat less, and still gain weight. Sometimes, it really is a matter of genes. Some people just gain weight so much more easily and it’s so much harder to lose it. It just requires way more work than those who are blessed with good genes and a good metabolism could possibly understand. And women are more prone to adding body fat because of their particular set of hormones and biology.

    And yes, I understand that you’ve gone beyond simply coasting on your good fortune, relatively high socio-economic status (and yes, that makes a not inconsequential difference to people’s stress level, and consequently, weight and health), and good genes to work out and get your body in the good shape that you continually boast about… so you deserve some credit for taking that initiative and putting in the time and effort.. but really.. have some empathy and humility and understand you’re starting from an advantageous position to begin with already. A simple roll of the genetic dice, combined with a disadvantaged socio-economic status and you could easily have been one of those fatties you deride here.

    • Anonymous June 1, 2012 at 10:18 pm #

      I’m so turned on right now…

      • Anonymous June 2, 2012 at 9:28 am #

        If you were truly neutral/empathetic you would say ‘particular’ or ‘specific’ genes–not ‘good’ genes. You’ve already qualified ‘thin’ as ‘superior’ with language .—-as thoroughly as DT dude–so shut up already-and read…

      • sylviasarah June 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm #

        Just because someone thinks something is good doesn’t mean he has to hate everything that doesn’t fit in his own connotation of good. This is a lesson that some people like DT and maybe Westboro Baptist Church members haven’t learned.

        You can’t expect everyone not to have preferences but we should have at least come to a place, at this point in evolution, where we don’t have to belittle others, or expecting others to live how we, as individuals, what them to live. You don’t want to see something, don’t look. You don’t like something certain people do, don’t be around them.

        Negative reinforcement can definitely lead one to a calmer life but people would rather look around for things to dislike rather than look to flaws in themselves because people, like DT, feel entitled. It’s not his flaws that push people away, it’s that they’re fat and he can’t like a fat person. It’s not because he doesn’t think he could honestly handle love, it’s because they’re too tall.

        Go on ahead and do it to it but you know deep down inside you don’t have anything against anyone but yourself and that’s just really sad, DT, because when you’re not saying hateful, spiteful things you are an amazing person, and rarer still, you don’t know it. It’s heartbreakingly sad. People love you when you are yourself, not your exaggerated self, but you can’t convince yourself you have worth if you don’t have double-digit comments.

        I don’t know you. I’m a bitter, chubby broad and my analysis I’m sure is way off but if it’s not, please just make a character. Write a book. You’re a great writer but there is too great a discrepancy between the two characters you present and it’s just getting annoying.

        Feel free to call me names as I’m not going to be responding to anything on this anymore.

        Ha! How appropriate is it that Somebody That I Used To Know just popped up on Pandora? But this would be a case of someone that I used to know of :/

  7. Anonymous June 2, 2012 at 9:39 am #

    “…when you go out with someone here they’re going to be at least thirty pounds over what their photos would lead you to believe”

    I don’t know, DT. I’ve been on 10 or 15 OkCupid dates, and only one of them was heavier than advertised. Most of my dates looked better than the photos led me to believe.

  8. UnleashTheBeef June 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

    Fuck. Kinda wish I didn’t see this. I have a document with topics to write about and the first one right now says “Dear Fat Girls.” Gotta backburner that one.

    I pray to the goddess of slender snatch that the anonymous dude doing all the excuse making for fat chicks is simply a fat chick pretending to be a dude. Otherwise… ugh.

    Separately, is “sylviasarah” doing schtick or is she for real? Her stuff is excellent under the condition that it’s parody.

    Separately again, how the fuck do you get your icon to show up for these WordPress comment sections? I tried, but as most things in life go, since Google couldn’t clarify it for me in under three seconds, I moved on with my life.

  9. Anonymous June 5, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

    welp. i just read the last of your blogs. not that you or anyone else, for that matter, care.

    • Nikol June 5, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

      You’re the sort of person who says “Welp.” IOW, you’re a fatty.

      • Anonymous June 6, 2012 at 10:56 am #

        i remember you. sadly, i’m not a fattie, bukowski wannabe

      • lenore June 9, 2012 at 7:11 am #

        had to google both welp and iow… wonder what that says about me? lol

  10. EVERYONE ELSE June 5, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

    “….as I’m not going to be responding to anything on this anymore.

    Ha! How appropriate is it that Somebody That I Used To Know just popped up on Pandora? But this would be a case of someone that I used to know of :/”

    Are you a fucking 10 year old? My ten year old always equates songs coming on the radio as appropriate. How appropriate that “You’re a fucking dumbass” just came on the radio in my head.

  11. June 8, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

    Oh man, I laughed my ass off reading this, great post.

  12. kotoula June 12, 2012 at 5:26 am #

    Look I’m a 45 yo woman, I’ve had 5 kids including twins, and I’ve managed to work my ass off exercising, and eating right to cut the excess flab. My hubby is 53 and he’s proud to be seen with me despite my wrinkles.

    Yes female hormones make it more difficult; one of my sons is a body builder, and as hard as he tries to put weight on, I’m trying to keep it off.

    Here’s a hint to all the fat women out there, DUKAN DIET, OR WHEAT BELLY. Do some reading, don’t just sit there getting fatter and fatter. Wheat Belly for sure will help you understand how modern wheat is designed to be toxic for us, and contributes to the metabolic problems so often called ‘bad genes’ Cut out the wheat, cut out the belly.

    And if you lazy fat bitchez (soo much of it is pure laziness, mental and otherwise) think it’s hard to keep the pounds off when you’re in your 20s and 30s, you have a nasty surprise waiting for you when you hit 40. It’s natures way of preserving the food supply for the young people; the old ones need to eat less. I am able to eat roughly HALF of what I could eat as a 25 year old, and still have trouble maintaining my weight. I see these young girls at work stuffing their faces at work lunches and it makes me laugh…piggies in training.

    • sylviasarah August 30, 2012 at 2:30 am #

      You’re still old. I mean, you’re trying to get points but, you’re still old. And you’re never getting younger. Lazy fat bitchez (very cute) can lose weight but fuck that shit. Why? So we can look better in the eyes of some old bitty who has nothing better to do than work out all day so she can make herself feel like her husband still wants her and isn’t going to chase after something younger? Maybe fat? Get over yourself.

      • m. June 20, 2015 at 3:10 pm #

        Oh sweeties you have much to learn..
        A man will take a slim, beautiful WOMAN over a FAT ‘cute’ girl ANYDAY.
        I was chubby in my 20’s and now I am a total knock out at 35, people think I am 22. Why? Cuz I got my ish together and look amazing.
        Don’t kid yourself sweetie. You are in for a world of hurt.

  13. Devilott June 12, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

    I have to be slightly inclined to agree with D.T. on this one. I can’t assault this one, since I have to be honest with myself on this one (as should others, IMHO). This is always the most touchy subject, mainly with women most of the time. Bottom line of the whole thing: people are innately shallow! No matter your age, race, and etc, people have an imaginary line they won’t cross when it comes to a mate. As a Redditor and as a guy, I have to admit and accept that BOTH men and women have standards of what THEY’RE looking for. The same reason why women who are attracted to Brad Pitt or David Beckham aren’t Zach Galifianakis are the same reasons why men are attracted to Christina Hendricks and Kim Kardashian, and not Rosie O’ Donnell or Oprah. Some people have different standards of beauty and separate standards, and that’s completely fine. Bashing people who don’t care for women of size is just as bad as those who bash bigger women. I’m a “bigger” guy with a few extra pounds, and I wouldn’t get butthurt about a woman saying the same thing because it don’t take it personal. If you’re happy with being overweight, who cares what someone on a blog or on OKC thinks? As long as you’re happy with you, in the end that’s all that matters. If it bothers you about your body image, change it! You aren’t going to change the world’s perception by battling the critics one at a time with circle logic, you just stay your course, ignore them and move on.

  14. Anonymous June 14, 2012 at 11:32 am #

    God, I can’t believe I EVER fucked you.

    • Anonymous June 15, 2012 at 3:28 pm #

      I cant believe i EVER fucked him either..

  15. Anonymous June 14, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

    At least you guys know what you’re going to get, for the most part. Surprising flabs aside, you get a general idea as to what’s underneath the dress, whereas you guys… Do you know how utterly, heartbreakingly disappointing it is when a dude kicks off his manties and there’s a miniature replica of a penis looking at you like it has something to offer? It is ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING. I could find equal pleasure in a Happy Meal — granted, it would make me fat, but hey, it beats having to fake it. They really ought to make you guys include your beef size on your driver’s license so that we can check that shit in advance before having to verify under the zipper. Saves time wasted on wining and dining and bullshit conversation (we’re not really listening either — as if we really give a flying fuck about the ineptitude of your office. Hello?? Have you seen what’s in your pants?).

    I can’t speak for all women, but I’m just as shallow as you are, DT. There’s nothing worse than being teased and then deciding to relinquish the pussy only to discover that dude’s got stuff enough to swab a tiny earhole. It’s no wonder you have to borderline date-rape these chicks — it sucks when your pee-wee is sticking out like a thumb and there’s that moist patch of eagerness on your shorts, and we’re doing exactly what you’re afraid we’re doing: gauging. And I’m thinking, okay, how am I going to get out of this one and how soon? I wonder, do I get karmic pussy points for surrendering the 2 to 7 minutes for a Good Samaritan’s deed? Hey, at least you’ve got something to hold onto while you’re rawdogging the fatties. I’m just trying to feel something.

    • Anonymous June 22, 2012 at 12:56 am #

      Holy incoherent, overwritten comment Batman

    • Anonymous July 11, 2014 at 11:50 pm #

      Oh my god. I have never laughed so hard at a comment. Yeah, let us make fun of and bully fatties, but talking about the multitude of unpleasantly small endowed men when it comes to the family jewels is something we never hear. And it is just as frustrating

      • jrjr November 15, 2014 at 12:57 pm #

        when you’re as tight as an old worn-out sock, it is.

  16. oregonziggy June 21, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

    I could not agree more with his post. I have never gone on one internet date, where she was not larger there her pics or how she described herself.

    sometimes so far off I wasn’t even sure she was the same woman!

    I stopped Interent dating because of it. Women would always say that my pics didn’t do me justice and that I was a described or better.

    If I was overweight I would say it. I described myself exactly as I am.

    Why lie if you are going to meet people in real life?

    Have men gone so low that women know that we will screw them anyways? Even though they have outright lied to us?

  17. Bohème Chinois June 21, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

    That’s why I left for Asia. Often, women look better than in their pictures here. And at the very least, most women are not fat. The fat ones usually stay inside and don’t act all “strong and empowered.” or some shit like that.

    Is it any wonder why the majority of the American women can’t find men to marry them?

    • Anonymous March 31, 2013 at 3:09 pm #

      haha empowered and shit!!! why do all fat girls like to wear dressess with no sleeves. gross!!!!

  18. G.D Anderson June 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm #

    I have to buya birthday gift for an very big co-worker that does not want to let me know me his clothing size. It’s odd to me because I am almost as large as him. So I started thinking whynot havea wish-list website where somebody can buy and send you something but theydon’t know what size you are. Does anyone know of a website who offers this service.

    • whu May 19, 2017 at 1:57 pm #

      “i have to buy a birthday gift for a very big co-worker”

      KYS or look for a new job

  19. beta_plus June 22, 2012 at 5:54 am #

    The problem is that women refuse to cook for themselves because feminism has told them that it is beneath them. Restaurant food is pure poison no matter how expensive or fancy.

    I don’t care if a girl cooks for me. I am one of the best cooks that I know. The chances that she can out cook me are slim. But if she doesn’t want to cook for her children, I don’t want to marry her.

    Lack of exercise matters too, but not as much as one might expect. When I visited Bosnia, I saw extremely few fat people, but I did not get the impression that many of them worked out. I did not see one person, guy or girl, who looked liked they lifted weights.

    It was astounding the shock of just changing planes in Amsterdam. People, while not America fat, were much fatter. I’m betting the difference is the encroachment of modern feminism in both countries

    • sylviasarah August 30, 2012 at 2:34 am #

      Is there a feminism school somewhere? Someone needs to shut that shit down. I’m only third gen Mex/American so I don’t have my feminist card but I don’t know anyone who does who thinks cooking for themselves is beneath them. There are plenty o’ reasons women don’t cook. My mom owns restaurants and I can’t cook. It’s because she had to work and wasn’t able to teach me. I still blame feminism for making it necessary for women to work but to say that there are specific lessons taught is kind of silly.

    • deleted August 21, 2014 at 2:31 am #

      Feminism is not saying its beneath you. Its telling you that you have a choice to do other things.

  20. oregonziggy June 22, 2012 at 11:52 am #

    We over eat here. I know people men and women, who judge the quality of a restaurant on how much they were served. Not on how good the food was.

    I get the sense people in other countries don’t exercise like we do either. They regulate there weight by being active and eating right.

    Eat to live don’t live to eat. Something an old friend of my dad’s used to say. Could not be more relevant to society today.

    Problem also is women based media are telling women it is OK to be who they are. Meaning fat. Or as they say “athletic or a few extra lbs” 30 lbs is not a few extra LOL

  21. Jake June 24, 2012 at 12:33 am #

    Yesss. Every time I read one of these, I feel a twinkle of happy.

    I lived in the U.S., and it was like being a Koala bear. Koalas, of course, only eat Eucalyptus leaves. Equate Eucalyptus leaves to hot, skinny, “supple” chicks, and it was tough going in my Koala-living-in-USA world. I had to become a mutant killing machine Koala, fighting for that one odd leaf that would turn up once in a while.

    Of course I left that post-eucalyptic country for greener pastures since. Heh. I’m on with the euphemisms! Would love to go back and visit, but more guys need to shame those disgusting fat hoes, fatness must become unacceptable yet again!

    Meanwhile I’m in SE Asia, where every girl is tight and supple, writing about game (which, really, is just philosophical in a place like this).

    Here, philosophical musings – game vs. sexual market value, or … why game is the idea of getting really good at selling an average product.

    • deleted August 21, 2014 at 2:29 am #

      Wow, you sure arent sexist or objectifying women.

  22. migsflecha July 5, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    The point the women on this comment section are missing is.

    Regarding getting fat. (I sometimes spell it P-H-A-T b/c three letters isn’t enough.)

    Getting phat is a deliberate action. A person actually has to choose the fattening food, put it in their mouth and swallow and then choose not to jog five miles.

    A woman could choose to eat a head of lettuce but instead chooses the apple fritter.
    Many people don’t have the time or energy to go jogging and exercise but the choice of getting fat, having another serving of food is a choice we are guilty or not guilty of committing.

    If we are lucky we get old, but we don’t get fat b/c of “bad luck” or “bad genes”.

    Getting fat requires work. Someone above wrote about their bodybuilder son trying hard to put on weight. I used to joke w/ a young guy who tried to bulk up. If we saw a huge fat person, (male or female)
    I’d say “Take a good look over there. You’re young, with work you could have a body like that. It won’t be easy but it’s possible. Sometimes you don’t want to eat a dozen donuts or eat a half gallon of ice cream but you do it b/c you have a dream.”
    The point was always well taken.

    ….just my opinion, glad I can help

    • oregonziggy July 5, 2012 at 11:01 am #

      Exactly most of the time getting fat is a choice. No one forces a woman to eat bad foods and not exercise.

      Why can’t they find a happy medium like I do? I work out 3-5 times a week it allows me to stay thin and eat some of the things I like on a regular basis.
      It is really simple.

      I always say if you have a few hours a week to watch trashy reality TV you have time to work out. “too busy” is not an excuse. No one has all 24 hours of every day accounted for.

    • Constance Kent August 9, 2012 at 7:10 pm #

      No, getting fat is not a deliberate action, anymore than breathing or sleeping is, although the behavior that leads to it may be more or less within a person’s control. I am fat, and always have been, and I have to exert a fair amount of control just to keep from getting fatter. I look at pictures of my plump great-grandmothers, and I can see the role that genetics plays (and they had physically strenuous lives, not to mention less access to fast food.). Genes + environment = obesity. BTW, these were NOT “bad” genes 100+ years ago — they promoted survival. Unfortunately, they are maladapted to modern life. Now we live in a time and place where NOT getting fat is difficult to achieve, therefore slimness is rarer and more highly valued.

      Hey, I’m not saying to love the fat, or denying that morbid obesity carries medical risk. I’m just imploring you to recognize the solution is not easy. and that being fat is not per se a character flaw.

    • deleted August 21, 2014 at 2:27 am #

      If youre a child in a poor family who can only afford to buy cheap food (news flash, healthy food is more expensive than junk) and your family is feeding you this, are you choosing to be fat? What are you supposed to do? “Sorry dad, i cant eat this food you spent our scarce money on, im trying to look fuckable for guys. By the way, i need you to buy me a gym membership that we cant afford. And then ill use the time that i dont have because of taking care of my younger siblings and doing chores to work on my cardio.”

  23. Constance Kent August 9, 2012 at 6:50 pm #

    Well, I am a fat woman, and I read this and shrug. It doesn’t “hurt my feelings.” You think I haven’t heard it a million times already? If nagging and disapproval could change us, we’d all be perfectly sculpted automans: an endless supply of “fuckable” women at your disposal, like a Muslim’s paradise.

    Anyway, nobody forced me to read it — in fact, you courteously provided a caveat at the top. Just the same way that nobody forces you to dwell on images of obese women, furious at their apparent lack of self-discipline.

    What I want to know is: Why do men get so worked up about fat women? I’ve never whined because a man didn’t find me attractive. I don’t expect most people to find me sexually irresistable, anymore than I find most people sexually irresistable.

    So why do men hate women that they don’t find attractive?

    • lurker August 13, 2012 at 9:46 am #

      Imagine, if you will, that you’re hungry. Starving, even. This shouldn’t be too much of a stretch; after all, we’re all hungry from time to time. You thus head out to the supermarket to find a meal. Upon arrival, you find the supermarket has nothing but apples lining the shelves. Great! You love apples. In fact, you spend the majority of your waking time thinking about apples, or fantasizing about apples, or wishing you could penetrate the skin of an apple with your rigid teeth RIGHT THERE AND THEN.

      So you happily grab the nearest apple. But something’s wrong. The apple isn’t firm and crisp; it’s mushy, with considerable brown spots. You look over at the sticker proclaiming what a great apple it is for being processed through an expensive facility, but you’re puzzled. You put the apple down and spot another apple. This one has a large sticker saying “HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS!!!” and looks well-colored and firm. You pick it up, but find it just as mushy and disgusting as the previous. And so it goes. In fact, most of the apples are essentially inedible, and you find yourself choking back rage as your hunger claws at you unabated. At times, you think you find a firm, ripe apple, only to discover that it’s actually a mutant Grapple, which tastes wrong and will probably infect you with some disease.

      Finally, you come across a real, honest apple. A tasty apple. A firm apple. It’s on a separate shelf. You want to cry with joy; your hunger will finally meet satiation. You reach for the apple, but are interrupted by the price tag on the shelf: Firm, Ripe Apple. $4,695.99.

      The hate rises.

      • sylviasarah August 30, 2012 at 2:38 am #

        Wouldn’t the evo/social choices be to get a better job, grow your own apples or take what you can get? It’s you, not the apple.

      • deleted August 21, 2014 at 2:22 am #

        Oh yes, because women dont look for anything in guys, they were just put on the earth to sit pretty and let the men choose from us and then complain if theyre not conventionally attractive enough.

      • steve April 6, 2015 at 4:02 am #

        dude i totally fucking agree best comparison ever i couldnt live with myself if i was as fat as these gluttons

    • spoke July 11, 2013 at 7:00 am #

      In my opinion, men tend to disregard, resent, or even hate fat, unattractive women, because they are not fantasy objects. They are blighting the landscape, as it were.

      At my job, I see and hear the fattest, ugliest men you can imagine, making remarks about women all day, fat whore, ugly bitch, etc. If a woman is not above-average attractive, or at least slim, there are snickers, jokes and stares.

      This also applies to alternative-looking women, i.e., butch, overly tatted, dressed differently. The irony is that these same dudes come back in with their cruiser-weight wives and chunky, plain-looking kids….

      • Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 2:19 am #

        Because god forbid a woman doesnt live up to a mans standards. SHEESH YALL, DONT U KNOW THAT WOMEN ARENT PEOPLE AND ARE JUST HERE TO PLEASE MEN??!!? Oh no, wouldnt want those men to see reality, the little babies might start crying.

  24. dwreceiver October 3, 2012 at 6:11 pm #

    You sound like you probably do steroids. Regardless of whether you do ‘roids or not, you are heading for a fall. When you get sick or old, and it gets impossible to make a case for being a cocky a-hole, you will eat huge amounts of crow — unless you get lucky and die first. No backtalk. We both know I’m right, so just zip it. I know clowns like you inside and out. I was where you were at once, and I learned. You are too unfocused and undisciplined to see your whole life cycle as a whole. You will be knocked off your high horse, and when you do, you will be utterly unprepared to handle it because you have been you’ve been too whiny and clueless and asleep at the wheel to see things for what they are. Tighten up your act, you self-centered slacker. Open your eyes and use your brains and willpower. They’re mighty flabby. You are cruising for a bruising and you are too much of a spineless weenie to do anything about it. Got the balls to hear me? Didn’t think so. Too self-centered and lazy. Too much of a wimp. Too frightened and inept to go after high-quality women, so you settle for seducing dime store sluts. What a loser. No 5-star chick would touch you with a 10-foot pole.

  25. Harald November 20, 2012 at 9:06 am #

    You are an idiot…

  26. PainisCupcakes January 15, 2013 at 2:22 pm #

    Yeah, you guys! Just stop being fat! ‘Cause that’s how it works, right? Why can’t people get off their asses and magically will their fat away? I mean, that’s how it works. Kind of like when you will the poverty awa– oh wait, you were born a spoiled cunt. Nevermind.

    • Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 2:16 am #

      THANK YOU.

  27. alex4153 January 29, 2013 at 4:56 pm #

    Ok well to be honest, i agree with some of this post but the part where u said dont blame it on metabolism or anything else just the fact fat people eat to much isnt entirely accurate. Sometimess, there is not much u can do about being chubby because thats how you were born. Although overeating is what causes the accumaltion of fat calories it isnt easy for genetically obese people to lose the weight and keep it off because once again that is who they are, and how they were born.

  28. Pedro Andino July 13, 2013 at 3:11 am #

    Fat people disgust me.

  29. whatever August 10, 2013 at 4:18 am #

    6’1″ is not tall, I’m 6’3.5″, which is also short.

  30. Hey.. December 4, 2013 at 2:58 pm #

    I’m a girl… I think you are fucking awesome, no sarcasm intended bro.

  31. Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 2:15 am #

    Ah, because its terrible to be a little overweight but its just fine for you to be a complete asshole. Not like BOTH of those are changable. And quite frankly, id rather be with someone large than with a complete douche.

  32. Jehosaphat October 10, 2014 at 2:57 pm #


    I am in shape but no hard body. I am a musician, and I touch people’s souls, including women, including gorgeous women. I have had a lot of sex…and I can say this:

    The reason any man isn’t have sex isn’t because of the way they look, it’s because of the way they are. I have dated strippers and actresses and dancers, and 100% of them say they can get any shithead who is 6’1 with a six pack who thinks he’s a fucking catch, and within 5 minutes they are bored to death and NOT wet.

    You sound completely focused on externals. Nothing under the hood.

    I can see you still dating when you’re 40, because who but a shallow nincompoop wants a guy who is always looking in the mirror like a woman?

    Well…best of luck with it.

  33. Me January 18, 2015 at 5:14 pm #

    Hey! I read ur review….I’m not fat I weigh 120 and I’m thin but not be rude but the way you wrote that completely made me feel like I was some fatass wich I’m not …anyways I think u could of maybe left out some of the ;(fucking fat;) out!!!😂👍

  34. Anonymous February 20, 2015 at 8:58 pm #

    Open your mind up, I fear you’ll end up old, saggy, and alone. All the things you describe as being reasons to be with, or without, someone mean absolutely nothing. I am thin. I am toned. I am 5’10”, blonde and beautiful. These attributes mean NOTHING. They will fade all too quickly. I am smart, funny, loving, forgiving, and accepting. Those are the reasons I am not alone. Also, I feel sorry for the all the women you describe in your post. Not because of how you describe their bodies, but because they chose to fuck a total idiot.

    • m. June 20, 2015 at 3:03 pm #

      I said something similar below.
      You Go Girl.

  35. Anonymous March 30, 2015 at 7:38 pm #

    I’m laughing so hard

    • kbaymarine April 17, 2015 at 10:22 pm #

      So much can be said about every argument made either for or against fat people on this post. But let’s all be 100% honest, people who are in shape and are aesthetically pleasing have more fun in life. Sure, since online dating, fat women can get on there and pick and choose who they are going to fuck. But that is just what it is. A fuck. They know that they are inferior to a woman who has a toned body. They will never get a top shelf man who has their shit together to stay for the night. They will keep chatting up these men who just want to stick their dick into some strange, hoping this might be the one. It wont. Have you ever seen a good looking in shape male that has his shit together with a fatty? NO. Let’s all be honest, how many times have you heard the fat person at work talk about a vacation they went on and it involved hiking or swimming or something remotely athletic and you automatically dismiss what they say because you picture them trying to do it. Or how many of these lame online dating profiles we read from fat people telling us how much they like to hike, backpack, ski, snowshoe etc… You know they are lying. Sure they might like it, but they sure as hell don’t do it. And if you are fat and say that you hike…I mean real hikes. Not hikes around your block one time. Anyway, the point I’m driving for is a good reason not to be fat….nobody takes you seriously. They look at you as inferior. Sorry but true.

  36. Jimmy Carl Black May 11, 2015 at 1:55 pm #

    I remember reading this post when it was first posted. I know no one will be reading this comment now, but I’m too poor at the moment to afford counseling so I’m typing this into the void as a form of talk therapy.

    At the time I read this, I was with someone. I enjoyed DT’s writing as an amusing diversion. Now that I’m single again and have had sex with a bunch of girls, I had to come back and find and reread this post. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Why is every single chick in the world FAT? I understand that eating disorders are a serious thing and all, and I know models in the ’90s were too anorexic, but holy shit have we gone to far in embracing all this “every body is beautiful” shit. When Sir Mix-a-Lot wrote about “thick soul sistahs,” who was the only real person he named? Was it fucking Oprah Winfrey? No, it was Flo-Jo. The point was that you could be muscular and not a fucking twig and be sexy. It wasn’t about being a fat pig.

    I will say that I am not ripped like Marky Mark in his Calvin Klein days. But, when you poke my stomach, you don’t sink in three inches before hitting muscle. You don’t even sink in an inch. I’m not in as good shape as I was when I was a college athlete, but I look a hell of a lot better than 99 percent of my peers in their 40’s. Do you know why? 10 percent of it is so that I don’t drop dead at the age of 56. 90 percent is because I care about how I look.

    I’ll give all of you porkers a hint about how to get laid, or at least to get laid by the same guy more than once – get in fucking shape. 99 percent of you are overweight, and 90 percent of that 99 percent fucking whales. Stop spending so much money on shoes and time on make up. Straight men couldn’t give two shits about shoes, and no man likes more than a little bit of mascara and subtle lipstick anyway. Spend less time eating and more time exercising.

    Goddamn it, I’m so sick of seeing a girl naked for the first time and having her stomach look like it’s the underarm folds of Nell Carter.

  37. Anonymous June 13, 2015 at 9:38 pm #

    This made me giggle. I’m vegan I try to help people but they don’t want to change even though they are unhappy. I wasn’t massively overweight when I became vegan but I feel better about myself more than before at about 130 now. Fat is called fat for a reason & if you eat it you will get fat.

  38. Anonymous June 13, 2015 at 9:45 pm #

    Another thing I want to add is eating too much doesn’t cause weight problems as a vegan I know this because I eat more than I use to and I weighed more before I was plant based. Being healthy should be apart of everyone’s life & not to just be skinny but to be healthy, skinny just becomes part of that.

  39. m. June 20, 2015 at 3:01 pm # do INTERNET DATING.
    No matter how ‘in shape’ you think you are…you are doing online dating and that automatically makes you PATHETIC.
    So maybe if you spent less time being so ‘in shape’ you could actually develop and personality and hobbies that would attract a WOMAN in REAL LIFE.
    And no I am not fat, I am fitter than most anyone will ever be but pathetic INTERNET DATERS like you make me ill.

  40. Anonymous July 24, 2015 at 12:10 am #

    Thanks for waking me up

  41. Cindy? August 24, 2015 at 8:02 pm #

    Lol this has motivated me greatly thank you

  42. 19 September 16, 2015 at 3:31 am #

    I suddenly feel like eating ice cream. And maybe a horse. But let’s me honest here. I won’t be able to finish a whole horse so I’ll probably sacrifice it to the Dark Lord and see if he wants to “Netflix and chill.”

  43. McB October 3, 2015 at 2:42 pm #

    You know, I am so sick of all these muscular jock jokes pretending that they are gods gift to woman. Who gives a shit about your six pack abs ? Chubby girls are the shit. Youve never really fucked a girl until you’ve had a girl with a little extra. That ‘more cushion for the pishing’ thing youve heard about, its real.
    And prefer you get it twisted in that waste of space where your brain is supposed to be located I am not a fat chick or some brainless jock. I am a young attractive, physically fit guy whose married to a gorgeous plus size model.
    Stop shaming woman and grow the fuck up or else you’ll attract nothing but trash or a trophy wife. And the hate.

    • MB October 21, 2015 at 11:21 pm #

      There’s a huge difference between gorgeous plus size models an disgusting, plain fat girls (and disgusting, plain average and thin girls as well). In some parts of the country they’re simply aren’t enough pretty girls, especially once they get into their 30s. The quality of women in the dating scene has become fking pathetic. Kudos to this DT guy for slaying some quality ones, because it’s been a long fking time since I’ve been able to, and I look damn good. Every time I tell myself I’m going to go back to just being a polite, sweet guy, I soon realize that I’m only gonna get these desperate plain women to show interest, while all my friends that are assholes are banging attractive women. It’s back to being a prick now. Nice job women, you continue to force us men to become shittier and shittier just so you’ll find us attractive. Pa-the-tic.

  44. ginger November 19, 2015 at 1:09 am #

    It’s not because your face is ugly. It’s you. Yes, I’m fat. Give a great bj. And my man is 6′ 180. Been with him for 28 years. Still fucking lime rabbits. You have more problems than looks. My man was and still is handsome. I’m plain. He said my smile got his attention. Try it, fuck a fat girl. She’ll make a real man of you…..if you can handle it.

    • Ollie April 21, 2017 at 9:57 am #

      He said he fuck fat girls, learn to read. Also as mentioned some guys like fat girls, it’s nice you found one. Lastly, it’s known fat girls give good bj’s because they try harder to make up for their fat. P.s. enjoy diabetes, diabetic socks are super soft.

  45. Jonida November 26, 2015 at 2:12 pm #

    This is so r00d bud ya need to chill ._.
    P.s no one gives a fuck about what you think for other peoples weight you just seriously need to chill ._.

  46. miss December 12, 2015 at 7:59 pm #

    Your fave is hit like a shovel because you’re so ugly….blah. puke

  47. Cody January 28, 2016 at 6:10 am #

    Im very fit, 6’3″, and 150 lbs, almost 0% body fat. I eat over 3000 calories a day. I don’t exercise at all, other than walking half a mile almost everyday – to a bar, where I drink heavily and smoke cigs. (After having sat on the couch for hours, smoking pot and watching tv). I eat anything and everything – without any forethought of the nutritional value, or lack there of. (This could be due to genetics, 16 years of soccer when I was younger, or even an over actve metabolism).

    I don’t say this in a boastful way, I know it’s not a healthy life style. Knowing this, I go to the doctor twice a year, and have my entire system checked out. I have NEVER had health issues, and my doctor always shows astonishment when everything comes back normal.

    All of that being said, if I started putting on weight, (getting fat from over eating & no exercise), or developed blood pressure issues or respiratory problems because of the smoking, or liver issues from the excessive drinking; I would FUCKING STOP doing these things.

    I know what people say, “That’s just you, not everyone can just stop over-eating/drinking/smoking.” To thay I say, why the fuck not? Have some self control, and more importantly, self worth.

    What does this all mean? It means that everyone should be held accountable for themselves, and that if you are overweight, to the point that it actually disgusts people around you, then you deserve to have that disgust reflected back on you by others.

    Acceptance of obesity, is just another step towards evolutionary digression. The personal acceptance of being happy with being “fat”, is comparable to the low-class members of society that continue to breed just because they want to have kids. These actions are so selfish. I say they are comparable, because both senerios leave no advancement for the future generations. Fat people have fat kids, and poverty breeds poverty, and these two things are CERTAINTIES.

    Basically, people need to start being more aware of how they affect the people around them. It may be ok in your mind to be fat, but to a VAST majority of the world, fat people are not only disgusting, they are the epitome of what is wrong in the world. Greedy, self indulgent, gluttonous, ignorant, wastes of space, that have no positive impact on the world around them.

    Fuckin put down fork, grow up, stop blaming the world for ANY of your problems, and become part of the human fuckin race. If you are ok with looking like jabba the hut, I suggest you choke yourself to death, and save the skinny hot bitch the trouble.

  48. HandsomeHooHa April 12, 2016 at 11:10 am #

    I love this…but i also love fat, out-of-shape, enormous, bloated women, women who look 20 months pregnant, women whose arms have blobs of fat hanging over the elbows, women whose asses are large than doorways. I love fat tubs of lard, jiggly chub-o-licious ladies who eat too much and who never exercise.

    I love to fuck them, to watch their blubber bounce, to gather it all up and let it go, and I love them on top of me, getting off on my hard dick.

    I just like fat chickies, that’s all. I am lucky enough that my whole life, women of all sizes have been attracted to me and want to hold me and sleep with me, because I am a slut with a nice dick and good manners and I am cute and funny.

    And for some reason, it really makes me turned on when I read a post like this about a poor sap who is angry about all the fatty cuties out there.

    To each his own…good luck, man.

  49. Anonymous May 7, 2016 at 1:31 am #

    I fucking agree.

  50. Anonymous June 2, 2016 at 3:12 pm #

    This is absolutely true. There are so many big fat disgusting women anymore. I can’t take it.

  51. Ex-fatass June 30, 2016 at 5:39 am #

    I worked out and stayed in. shape all my life. I’d run,cycle, hit the weights and watch what I ate. I retired from my job and soon went into a state of depression. I started using food for comfort and gained 120lbs. Let me tell you, it’s not OK to be fat. My health went to hell. Every joint in my body ached constantly. Blood pressure went up and I was borderline diabetic. Finally when I couldn’t bend my leg to get my sox on did I finally wake up. Lemme tell you something from someone that knows both worlds….being fat and overweight sucks and it’s not A friggern disease. If you eat more than you burn you get fat. So do what I did, get some self control, cut the calories and move. I lost all that weight and I feel healthy. Being fat sucks….it makes you look disgusting and it damages you’re health. Anyone that makes you believe or tells you it’s OK is a douchebag liar.

  52. Cyn July 11, 2016 at 6:27 pm #

    Don’t know why but I found this hilarious! Yes I’m fat, but I’m not alone. I’m slowly losing weight but haven’t yet because I’m lazy and eat too much cheese and donuts. Oh well, I’m working on it,and my self control! lol The only thing I wonder is how someone who just got laid can sound so angry? Perhaps I’m mistaken, but seriously dude, you should probably be standing in your mirror congratulating yourself instead of putting others down. Either way, I found this on accident and it made me laugh. So thanks!

  53. Susan Brown December 4, 2016 at 2:54 am #

    Hilarious! And my semtiments, exactly.I work out.I take care of myself. I think fatties SHOULD get off their assets and do the same, so people shouldn’t have to be repulsed by them……

  54. Marcelina December 27, 2016 at 1:29 pm #

    Not true, at least the last part. I’ve seen plenty of people who were initially skinny, and turned fat within a few years. The opposite happened to me. So don’t generalize aha

  55. jawnee February 5, 2017 at 9:38 am #

    I avoid women because most are absolutely flat broke and are part of the stats of American women leading the world in abortion,obesity,single motherhood and divorce…

    Most refusing to play traditional female roles,while requiring men to play our traditional male roles…Women wearing mens crew cuts,gobs of make up….Declaring to be equal to men who have salty balls, while everything a woman will touch today was delivered,manufactured,invented and set up be men.

    Women own the criminal and divorce courts….destroying us through those things as well as for entitlements.Women celebrating fat acceptance while kids in the world die of starvation….Women owning way to many animals.Many women are so undesirable and brainwashed by television,they have lesbian tendencies now.

    Women in America initiaiting 75% of the 50% of all marriages that end in divorce.Women aborting 60,00,000 babies with the morning after pill available,while men of America are denied the right to opt out of fatherhood.

    Maternal presumption in family courts,which gifts women the kids, although 90% of people in prison were raised by single mothers.American women have become disgusting.

    America is now an open air mental institution for the 1 in 4 American women who is bipolar,schizophrenic,clinically depressed and a fully medicated brainwashed,feminista moron.

    I actually know a woman who has a gay man on child support.Ok,how gay he actually is in having a kid is questionable,but when I met this man I instantly knew he was gay.So after this man had sex with the woman,he later left her for a man.Everyone knew he was gay,except for her….Maybe she knew he was gay and didnt care.American women want what they cant have, like children….So do women want gay men sexually because gay men dont want them???American women are children! So this woman actually HAS A GAY MAN ON CHILD SUPPOR,HOLY HELL!!! LOLOLOLOL……All men of America can do now is just take notes,as some kind of shade tree sociologists and laugh at western women,because if we dont laugh at them, we will cry.

    I dont want our women back.Such demorlized,usless ,masculine,combative,ego laden,narcissistic,overpriced women are not capable of coming back.Buy a dog and put your nuts on ice men,AND AVOID THESE DESTROYED WESTERN FEMALES.

  56. Yourfutureseld February 25, 2017 at 4:42 pm #

    Wow, you’re a delight. Guess what dude, you’re going to get old if you’re lucky and along with getting old you’re going to get fat. Do enjoy your superficial hookups while you can. Oh and just so you know thyroid conditions are a real thing.

    • Ollie April 21, 2017 at 9:53 am #

      So because you’ll be out of shape when you’re old you should be obese and gross your whole life? Interesting…. Also has the obesity rate sky rocketed in the U.S. because every freaking person suddenly gained thyroid issues???

    • Mel October 1, 2017 at 2:11 am #

      Interesting theory. Im that case every old person on this planet should be fat. No one in my family has ever died fat. You can still be active and old. Importantly you can also control your eating impulses when you’re old.

  57. Ollie April 21, 2017 at 9:50 am #

    Yaaaasss! So fucking true, best brace yourself for copious angry comments from hippos.

  58. Anonymous May 7, 2017 at 10:26 pm #

    You’re a faggot

  59. Hello! July 26, 2017 at 11:46 pm #

    I bet you adore your fat ego more that a girl with *GASP* fucking PERSONALITY. Looks fade when you actually commit to a serious relationship. I know this is a lot to take in, and your poor tiny brain might be a bit cramped with knowledge, so I’ll stop stroking your inflated ego! Have a wonderful day!

    • Mel October 1, 2017 at 2:07 am #

      You sound like a fatty.

  60. Adele August 23, 2017 at 3:28 pm #

    People that talk like you are out to lunch and lacking in every dept. Get my drift.

  61. Rachel September 28, 2017 at 12:57 am #

    I am three hundred pounds, and I agree with everything you said, including the absolute fact that you’re an asshole. My weight is repulsive to both me and potential lovers. Even the so-called BBW lovers resort to name-calling when they don’t get their own way with you. Their hostility toward fat women lies very close to the surface. I certainly don’t like to touch myself, and I cringe at the thought that a man would touch me, and I am alone. I can get laid anytime I want, but to be truly seen takes the sort of miracle you don’t see every day.

  62. Mel October 1, 2017 at 2:04 am #

    this sounds exactly like me in my head when I am venting about the overweight pot bellied women that spout this stupid mantra of ‘whoever I’m dating should accept my weight’ and the equally stupid enablers that tell them ‘if he/she loves you they won’t care about your size’.

    Cheezus ducking christ. Nah bitch. In what world had a rotund gut full of fat ever been sexy? In what world has it been appealing to have an overweight heifer climb on you and simultaneously expunge all the air in your lungs? You look heavily pregnant? I can’t breathe when you’re on top of me? I need to pull up your belly and thigh fat to reach your vag? Oh that’s hot.

    Ps I am a woman. I think I eat a lot so it astounds me how much more I would need to consume in order to become fat.

  63. The Truth October 28, 2017 at 3:13 am #

    Tell that to all the ugly fat women.

  64. Ariel January 4, 2018 at 6:52 am #

    Is it bad that I use this as meanspo to encourage me to not eat! I have anorexica and I ligit read this before every meal! Thank you!

  65. Anonymous January 20, 2018 at 6:16 am #

    You disgust me. How do you sleep at night knowing that people are reading this and looking upon themselves with shame. Some don’t have the time to go to the gym unlike you who obviously spends your entire life there instead of actually living.
    ‘Stop eating so goddamn much.’ I hope you do actually realise there is something called an eating disorder and stress eating, but actually I wouldn’t expect you to know because you probably just stare at your reflection 24 hours a day. You don’t fall in love with someone’s weight, you fall in love with their personality which you obviously don’t have.
    Yours truely, someone who actually has a heart.

  66. Brian Meyer February 2, 2018 at 8:02 pm #

    LMFAO dude. I am a fit guy eating at a Fuddrucker’s in Dallas, TX. I googled “Americans are fat as fuck”. It’s really disgusting and unhealthy, and an epidemic.


  67. Stepehn Duffy June 1, 2018 at 6:52 pm #

    Lol…Ithink I love you…

  68. Anonymous June 1, 2018 at 6:54 pm #

    I think I love you…

  69. sarah jessica parker's gefilte-scented taint March 14, 2019 at 5:57 pm #

    glad to see you’re still ranking for “disgusting fat fuck”…seo does work. question is, how many of your readers are fatties, and why haven’t they gotten into shape yet.

  70. April 27, 2019 at 5:45 pm #

    Blog maravilhoso! Eu encontrei-o quando busca no Yahoo News.

    Tem algum sugestões sobre como obter listadas no Yahoo News?
    Eu tenho tentado por um tempo mas eu nunca consigo chegar lá!


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