The Chicken

28 Mar

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I knew a Mexican girl who wanted to make a man love her. She went to a witch who sacrificed a chicken. She paid $200.

The witch went to the Chinese poultry store. She lit a circle of candles in the park at night. She cut the chicken’s neck with a razor. Murmuring incantations under the moon. Great spirits, take away what lies between them. The chicken thrashed around and bled out.

For months the girl woke up weeping. Wind clattering in the windows. The man lived in Miami. A thousand miles from her. He was a WASP who played polo. They met on Instagram. Talking and sharing pictures. He showed me who he really was, she said. He was the best man I ever knew.

He was engaged to another WASP. After they set a wedding date the girl didn’t hear from him. Two weeks before the wedding the fiancee was in a speedboat drinking. It flipped into a buoy at 40 knots. She was decapitated. The father killed himself. The mother went to a mental institution.

A month after that he finally DM’d her back. I love you. I miss you. I want to be with you. But she was over him by then.

7 Responses to “The Chicken”

  1. Anonymous March 28, 2024 at 5:28 pm #

    we are so back

    • Anonymous March 29, 2024 at 2:39 pm #

      the absolute GENIUS of taco’s writing is that it’s hard to tell if it’s fiction or real life anecdote. what i do know is that the cybertruck is cool and will guarantee you pvssy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkzm_LR0Co

  2. Anonymous March 31, 2024 at 8:24 am #

    I’m going to fake spin one way, real spin the other than crash my heel into the bridge of your nose. I’ll follow through into your body and push you over. You will be laying on the floor holding your head with your nose exploded. I’ll be standing above you, arms raised in a V, laughing. Also you sucked dick one time and enjoyed it.

  3. XLOVELI April 2, 2024 at 1:07 pm #

    Hello, Delicious Tacos.

    Xloveli here.

  4. XLOVELI April 2, 2024 at 1:13 pm #

    Delicious Tacos, I have come here under my names and many guises, always looking to make contact with you, hoping you would recognize Me.

    I want to bring you to Vancouver to work for me, Xloveli the writer and singer and movie director. I am none of those things now, but I will be. I want you to head up my movie studio or whatever else you want to do. I plan on running a conglomerate of sprawling businesses.

    If you want to see where you’ll be living, click on my name here XLOVELI and then click on VANCOUVER, CANADA at the top of the screen, above the name XLOVELI. There’s 2 pictures and some text to whet your appetite.

    I want to pay you well. I want to be your friend. I want to introduce you to other like-minded friends, and maybe publish your writings the way they deserve to be.

    To have hope for the future, keep reading my website at dark.sport.blog and if you’re really daring, you’ll leave frequent comments there. You have to hope for something, Delish. Believe in me and I’ll believe in you.

  5. XLOVELI April 2, 2024 at 1:18 pm #

    A little more information about VANCOUVER and XDEEPR CORP.

    Vancouver is a city of 2.6 million souls perched on the very edge of the North Pacific Ocean, just north of Seattle. The weather is rather pleasant. It can get a tad chilly in winter, but compared to Boston, where I believe you come from, it’s mild as all hell.

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    Xdeepr Corp. is the name I’ll be giving my business. I am more of a commercial writer than you are — I’m more Stephen King; you’re more Charles Bukowski — and I’m going to use the money I make from selling my books to leverage Xdeepr into a major corporation. I will sell books on cell phones. I will sell paperback books, premium-priced. Xdeepr will reap the profits and form a society of like-minded men. We’ll bring attractive young chicks from around the White World to date and bang. And marry, if you want children to raise on your own. You might like starting a family, Delicious.

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    The future is wide open. Post comments on my website.

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  6. Anonymous April 2, 2024 at 6:43 pm #

    Best post in a while.

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