Reminder

1 May

It’s not the end of the world

you’re not dead

you have plenty of time

and everything is gonna feel better

as soon as you have a drink.

3 Responses to “Reminder”

  1. Rojo's avatar
    Rojo May 2, 2013 at 9:55 am #

    It’s funny I thought those same words, sailing through seas of mental diarrhea, last night as I was cooking dinner. Then I had that drink, and it felt good. Also did you know that you projectile vomit feces from your rectum that will make a great Jackson Pollock painting on the wall of your shower? Chocolate milk always does it to me. At any rate, yes, that drink, thank you for the reminder.

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    K-hole May 2, 2013 at 10:33 am #

    I replaced that last line with “when your scabies is cured.” Thanks for the motivation, DT. I’ll be drinking heavily just for you.

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    Anonymous May 3, 2013 at 11:54 am #

    This is what I tell myself every day!!!

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