Well no. I’m talking to you because you seem like you fuck fast. I fucked my ex. She only hurts me. I thought it would make it better to have another girl taste her cunt juice on me. The air next to me feels howlingly empty without her body in it. So I do not want to go out with you Tuesday. There is no Tuesday. There is no tomorrow. No later. There is now. You can fuck me now or never see me, and if I were you, 38 years old, I would take what you can get.
Let me know your number if you’re down.
delicioustacos 
I know it’s mad but that’s not how it works. I only developed bargaining power with Game and whipping women through emotional highs and lows. And I’m 5’7″ built like a toothpick with a handsome, bearded hipster face, so all of that was all hit or miss. YMMV and thank you for saying what we all think.
DT always writes what we think but cannot say…
I second that. Priceless.
So when did you start reading chinaski?