Walking in despair to the burrito stand thinking Susannah was mad at me, thinking she was leaving me. Thinking I should call her but the cars going by were too loud. Thinking: if it’s God’s will that I should have a job and no girlfriend, I will defy God’s will. Thinking: I will work to destroy the faith of as many people as I can.
I ate the burrito and felt better.
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Ancient men conquered cities put them to sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with “gf” and enjoy tasteful banter.. YOU ARE GAY!!
truth NVKE
Unprotected SEX with woman you love, multiple creampies, loud moaning, total physical-psychological union between two previously separate bodies, potentially creating a third human being. WTF?!?!?! no fvck that, too much responsibility. let’s be furrparents.
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