Older Women Part 1

6 May

Don’t read this if it’s about you.

Sorry, older women.  Sorry. But you know– there is nothing I am going to say here that you don’t already know in your bones.  Which is that no one gives a shit about you, sexually. Maybe someone who was molested by their grandmother and has a grannybangers fetish, but that’s it.  No one thinks about you, no one jerks off to you, no one looks at you on the street and if they do it’s because they caught you at an angle where you momentarily looked much younger but once they saw the truth they quickly looked away.

People can give a shit about you in other ways.  They can love you as parents, neighbors, sisters, friends. They can respect your opinions and enjoy all kinds of cerebral relationships with you but none of this means shit and you know it.  Sex is the only thing that drives this world and you, who were cruelly trained to believe on a gut level that you would always have the upper hand in this most primal of currencies have now gone from being rich to nothing. Literally nothing.  And the fact that you’ve had this ace in the hole for your entire adult life until now means that you probably didn’t get out there and give yourself other assets, other reasons for people to care about you.  You don’t have any money.  You’re not very funny. You don’t have any honey. You don’t have any bunnies.  Your disposition is not sunny– ah, fuck, you get the point.

So what do you do now. You can chase after all kinds of accoutrements to make yourself look younger but all men can see right through all of those instantly; it is just wired so deeply into our carnal being, like knowing to pull your hand away from a fire.

We all know you’re old and we don’t want to fuck you anymore. You were disgusted by us when we did and so now we take delight in that fact that you’re dried up and useless. Because we are horrible.

7 Responses to “Older Women Part 1”

  1. Anonymous May 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

    As one of those guys in their 30s who is full of resentment for not getting any and who like most guys, know the reality of females having the upper hand and having sexual power for most of my life, I would like to believe this is true.. just to see these females finally getting their comeuppance .. but there are a lot of hot older women out there who still get attention from men, even younger men. Things have tilted so badly against men that even older women are still getting more sex than younger beta males.

    I guess it depends on what you mean by “older women.” Are we talking over 40?

  2. Anonymous May 6, 2012 at 7:47 pm #

    This is so depressing. Should I just kill myself while I’m ahead or wait till it becomes obvious I’m not useful to men anymore since it seems thats all that matters?

    • Anonymous May 7, 2012 at 7:28 am #

      How “useful” you are to men — whatever that means — shouldn’t determine whether you kill yourself. DT has a tendency for exaggeration. What he’s saying is, as an older woman, you’ll never be attractive to men. Older women are less attractive than younger ones, period. While this is (mostly) true, this doesn’t mean you can’t lead a meaningful existence. Sex is important, but it’s one of many important things. So as an older woman, what do you do? You develop hobbies, interests, etc. so you have things other than sex to base meaningful interpersonal relationships on. You’ll never be sexy again, but whatever.

  3. Anonymous May 7, 2012 at 11:47 am #

    This guy’s not totally off base, youth is something we’re wired to seek in women. The thing is, he’s talking about the bar and online scene, I guess. Plenty of women get married in their thirties and forties. As for his “you have no money” statement to older women– well, he doesn’t (by his own admission), but a lot of older women (esp who have stayed single) do, and there are many men who LIKE being with a woman who is self-sufficient and mature. I mean, are wrinkles hot? No. But relationships ARE about more than just sex, and while we can paint people with the broad brush of biology to a certain extent, his thesis only really holds true if you’re showing a room full of men still photographs of women one after another with no information.
    Maybe his view of relationships is why he’s still single despite not being ugly, stupid or unfunny. Men are visual creatures, but they’re whole people and men do evaluate the whole person. Maybe when he figures out how to do that one day, he won’t be blogging about his miserably single existence.

  4. Anonymous May 7, 2012 at 3:35 pm #

    @Anonymous #1: Maybe you’re not getting any because you suck. Who wants to fuck a beta anyway?

  5. Anonymous May 8, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    That’s why we have to find the young ones who are a bit nerdy and introverted. They will do us until we teach them how to get younger women. It’s science. I don’t know how this works but you probably know who I am anyway. Or you will, ldo.

  6. Susan May 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

    This is so not true. I get hit on from men in their early 20’s on up. It is the whole Stiffler’s mom fantasy. Older women are seen as more experienced and less inhibited. I am not sure what you base this on other than your personal preference, and believe me, it is not everyone’s. Not by a long shot (no pun).

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