I’m trying to track down my college ex girlfriend. But She’s Korean, and Koreans are impervious to Google.
So are Mexicans, generally. Kenny Rogers the dog was owned by somebody; there was a name on his chip but it was something to the tune of “Miguel Hernandez.” Try googling “Miguel Hernandez Los Angeles” or even “Miguel Hernandez Echo Park” and see where that gets you. It sucks if someone’s considering returning your lost dog but it’s great if you’re on the sex offender registry I guess. Mexicans have 8 last names and 15 first names so good luck finding one individual. And then Koreans are WAY, WAY worse because you have 5 last names if that.
I’m trying to track her down because she was hot, and we had hot sex, and I want a picture to remind me what she looked like so I can beat off to her tonight. Except– what the fuck happened to Julie Kim? How is somebody not on facebook and tons of people knew her and yet no one has spoken to this person in over a decade?
What if she’s dead? What if she died on 9/11? What if I’m beating off to her later and she died being roasted alive by jet fuel and had to leap flaming through a plate glass window and fall 100 stories to her death?
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Try LinkedIn or try googling what she majored in and the school. This has worked for even the anonymous white Irish guys that I have dated who sound like they wrote some Enlightenment-era tract on good governance. Adam Sm
Try LinkedIn or try googling what she majored in and the school. This has worked for even the anonymous white Irish guys that I have dated who sound like they wrote some Enlightenment-era tract on good governance. Adam Smith is way more traceable as “Adam Smith Ashtanga yoga instructor”
I bet everything I own on this guy being THE Miguel… https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002369950674#!/profile.php?id=100002369950674&sk=friends&ft_ref=mni
You were with a Korean chick? I always thought you dug white girls with little girl faces.
if you know the names of family members she’s lived with, try a free search on Intelius. (it groups family members together by addresses listed on credit reports, etc.)
Also try ZabaSearch with birthday defined.
Could also stop by a local college library and use their computers/WiFi to get onto Lexis-Nexis Academic Universe and use the People Search feature.
or you could stop obsessing about someone you fucked 15 yrs ago, take your meds, get some therapy for your intimacy issues and make your best friend your real girlfriend while she is still around and still gives a damn.
What’s wrong with a little reflection? Haven’t movies been made about this thing? The thing where guys reminisce and it brings on some kind of psychological breaththrough? I’m pretty sure there are and I’m pretty sure John Cusack may have been in one, the one with the records, which means his sister would probably have had some really awesome ron…not ron jeremy…ron howard! …would probably have had some really awesome ron-howard’s-much-undervalued-brother importance in the movie. That’s probably not what’s going on here, but it is possible. 🙂
But I support the last one. Hope she’s well.
lol ss… luv john cusack and always enjoy reading your comments.
what would his fake girlfriend do then..huh?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/81088679@N08/7424497504/in/photostream
i meant in response to lenore…who always oversimplifies DT.. a symptom of infatuation. probably not a good idea…
yikes… fakegirl needs to buy a new shade of lipstick. or is that a moustache that needs waxing? or maybe she and dt need to hire a better photographer… ha
dude, guys, it’s Man Ray. hard-pressed to find a better photographer–and why can’t i reply directly to your posts? is that a glich?–or are you just pussies…huh?
nevermind–my glitch–figured out the reply system. kinda duh. sorry