My Penis Is Shitty Batman

23 Jun

It’s a sad fact of life: the penis is cruel. Hundreds of hours of your youth will be spent with an unwanted boner that could embarrass the fuck out of you. Then the one time you need it, the boner is off somewhere playing cards with his boner buddies instead of doing his job of tearing up that ass. It’s like if Batman kept walking in on you while you were taking a shit, but when you were getting the crap kicked out of you by thugs he was nowhere to be found.

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4 Responses to “My Penis Is Shitty Batman”

  1. eric June 24, 2012 at 10:07 am #

    i love the batman analogy. well done good sir.

    Reply
  2. Anonymous June 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

    for real, though, you beat the pussy up!!!1111111!!! straight serious

    Reply
  3. Anonymous June 25, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

    So I finally come back. Sorry you couldn’t tear up the ass or whatever :/

    Reply
  4. Anonymous June 25, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

    So I came back and I’m sorry to hear about how your penis couldn’t tear up dat ass or whatever :/

    Reply

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