24 Jul

I am a racist. There’s no getting around it, I’m a fucking racist. Not in the cross-burning I-hate-n*ggers kind of way but in a way where misanthropy in general channels itself through racism. Like the other day I was shopping for shirts at my local discount dept. store and the place was just aswarm with wild screaming Mexican children with dirty hands and chocolatey faces, just running wild all over the store. Also there but in no way engaged with these teeming hellions were the corresponding parents– each pair a normal if somewhat squat 19-22 year old man coupled with a preposterously fat stretch-panted mamacita with high arched eyebrows drawn on in two shades of metallic paint. And I thought: at the end of the trip do these people simply take home the correct number of filthy snot-nosed children, but not necessarily the same ones they came in with? Is it part of the Mexican morning toilet to make sure that your child has an appropriately filthy and chocolatey face before leaving the house? Like does the mama stand at the door with a chocolate ice cream cone covered in jimmies and marshmallows and give it a real good twist in the kid’s face before letting them out?

That’s some reprehensible shit and I know it. But racism is a deep knee-jerk reaction sometimes and there’s nothing you can do about it. I’ve been indoctrinated with good liberal values my whole life but still when a black man cuts me off while driving I let a few slurs out good and loud. One of these days I’m going to do this in the wrong neighborhood with the windows down, and get my ass kicked. Maybe I’ll deserve it.

2 Responses to “Racism”

  1. LE July 24, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

    Still not half as bad as the yellow peril.

  2. Anonymous July 24, 2012 at 9:17 pm #

    Like Jesus, do they fuck rubber duckies with a half limp dick or what? Grossest, right?

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