How Did They Know

13 Responses to “How Did They Know”

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   Bronan the Barbarian! October 2, 2012 at 1:17 pm #

   Thanks to Unleash The Beef, I read this and guffawed.

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   sylviasarah October 2, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

   Way too funny

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   sylviasarah October 4, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

   😦 I know that you’re getting a lot of awesome vagina but…(insert something convincing to make you start writing regularly again) pedestal. That’s a bad thing right? This isn’t a trolling thing…it’s a missing your writing thing.

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     Anonymous October 4, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

     whatever will you do if DT stops writing? your world, for all intensive purposes, will have disappeared.

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       Jake October 5, 2012 at 7:54 am #

       LA guys are a special breed.
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       sylviasarah October 9, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

       Did you mean ‘for all intents and purposes’? I just looked it up because it was bothering me. All my life I thought intents and purposes and it turns out, I was right.

       Interesting note though, what you did could be referred to as an eggcorn. I guess it’s something like when a word or phrase is switched to something that sounds the same, like ‘supposably’ instead of ‘supposedly’, or ‘pacifically’ instead of ‘specifically’, maybe ‘psketti instead of ‘spaghetti’. Eggcorns differ from malapropisms in that they aren’t necessarily funny. I think Madea uses a lot of malapropisms like, “A woman can make coffee cause the Bible says Hebrews”.
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       sylviasarah October 9, 2012 at 4:25 pm #

       Oh, psketti, pasgetti, whatever, would be a malapropism.
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       Anonymous October 9, 2012 at 10:01 pm #

       Ya caught me you chunky fuck, but either way the question still remains.
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       sylviasarah October 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm #

       Oh, well I didn’t know you were waiting for an answer. Life goes on. I’m just trying to take it day by day, and apply other appropriate clichés to the situation.
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   Anonymous October 5, 2012 at 11:36 am #

   intents and purposes. putz.

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     Nikolhasler October 11, 2012 at 9:11 am #

     Shut up faggot.

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   A fan of Everson man accused of impregnating girl, 11 October 6, 2012 at 1:11 am #

   I don’t get it.

   What have you got against impregnating girls, aged 11?

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   Phuk Yoo October 10, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

   When is your next homo post coming?

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