Will always pull the same move. You meet a guy at a party. Somewhere between 45 and 60. He is from some hot climate type land where gays are hanged by vigilantes but also 10 year old boys are always getting paid to suck cock. The developing world.
He’ll start telling you a story– these guys are always fascinating to talk to. usually they’re married with kids. They have had long and storied careers smuggling shit in Pakistan or whateverthefuck. They will winkingly start telling you a story about sleeping with a hooker. Always great to hear fuck stories from old guys, or guys from places where sexism is still OK. There’s less dancing around the issue. I was in Dubai; I saw the hottest Russian hooker I have ever seen, at a club– I took her back to the hotel room. Got her clothes off– man, she can’t have been more than sixteen, tits like rocks, you know, flat stomach, beautiful skin. The most beautiful woman I have ever touched. And she looks me in the eye as she is taking off her panties, and…
She had a penis!
…
BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
And then they give you a little look, like– how ’bout it?
delicioustacos 
Hahahaha, wtf. I will never understand why some guys like chicks with dicks. Supposedly straight guys are the main audience for chicks with dicks porn. So odd to me.
I want to meet one but theyre always gay
Wow. Dispatches from the world of men. Illuminating. More of these, please.
Ah, the ol’ Shemale Switcheroo. Happens to every dude at some point. Well, every dude who wears a Hawaiian shirt anyway.