Look upon Two Hours of a Woman’s Inbox, and Despair

23 Jul

womans inbox

I’ve covered this before, but in case you need further discouragement.  

44 Responses to “Look upon Two Hours of a Woman’s Inbox, and Despair”

  1. Red Pill Game July 23, 2013 at 3:53 pm #

    One of my girls recently gave me access to her OKCupid account. I would log on to her profile to hunt female threesome partners for us, pretending to be her.

    I was blown away by the sheer volume of attention she got….an almost constant flow of views and emails. Dozens upon dozens of thirsty dudes, some guys sending multiple emails. The funniest one I saw was from some young punk who used a copy/pasted Delicious Tacos OKC opener for his first email.

    Then, I would switch over to my own OKC account and see an almost empty inbox with barely any views. 🙂

  2. anonymous dude July 23, 2013 at 3:55 pm #

    that was like my outgoing folder in less than two hours lol, back when i was on okcupid

  3. lolcopterpilot July 23, 2013 at 9:28 pm #

    Briefly dated a girl who said her profile was only open 3 hours and she got 100+ messages, she sent me several of them, they were pretty cringeworthy. I was the only barely literate guy who messaged her so she just disabled it and went out with me. Didn’t work but she never signed back into okcupid so maybe I’m the straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak.

    • nikolhasler July 24, 2013 at 1:09 am #

      Or maybe she blocked you. So to speak.

      • menopause-at-35 July 30, 2013 at 3:04 am #

        why always such a bitch to everybody? you want people NOT to comment on DT’s posts?

  4. emily July 23, 2013 at 10:15 pm #

    yes, its true. imagine how unbelievably bored we are. this is our life from about age 8 or 9 on. some of us become defined by it. some of us search for anything else with meaning. hunting and mating is deeply banal.

    • crymeariver July 24, 2013 at 8:13 am #

      oh you poor thing..i almost gave a shit.

    • earl July 24, 2013 at 8:32 am #

      I’m so sad that your life turned out to be a non-stop amusement park….and you got bored of riding roller coasters everyday.

      Imagine this…you are incredibly bored because you are incredibly boring.

      • emily July 25, 2013 at 1:36 am #

        hahaha! that is one thing nobody has ever mistaken me for.

      • earl July 25, 2013 at 1:53 am #

        Because nobody has the balls to tell you that.

  5. Little Miss S July 23, 2013 at 11:47 pm #

    That’s just how it goes: if you’re a woman who is not grotesquely ugly and not morbidly obese, you will get all the dick and more thrown at you, from grade school on up. I’ve NEVER known a woman who couldn’t get a date, and I’ve known some ugly chicks. The Internet has just increased the attention exponentially.

    • nikolhasler July 24, 2013 at 1:08 am #


      • Little Miss S July 24, 2013 at 11:20 pm #

        Haha, is that your inbox Nikol? Obv I didn’t mean you, you’re definitely a babe.

      • nikolhasler July 25, 2013 at 1:34 pm #

        Yup. It’s mine.

  6. nikolhasler July 24, 2013 at 1:12 am #

    I just felt that the funny things about the screen grab were the Groupon and the condom purchase on Amazon.

  7. earl July 24, 2013 at 8:47 am #

    What a curse to be born with tits and a vag! If only you could be men and not have to deal with the burden of constant attention.

    Although it will eventually go away around age 35-40. So if you can tough out those 20 years of misery you will be home free to happiness.

    • Little Miss S July 24, 2013 at 11:25 pm #

      Actually, here in LA 35 is still a mere pup. I’m not even worried about hitting the 30’s because what with yoga, Botox, expensive makeup and hair color, women stay hot for a good decade longer than they used to. My coworkers are great examples, and my boss is 42 and just got married to an exec producer for HBO. He’s cute, too! Times have changed for sure. Now, past mid 40’s is getting iffy, BUT hopefully we’ll all have landed our husbands by then! 😉

      • emily July 25, 2013 at 4:24 am #

        ugh, LA.
        botox, yoga, job titles.

        why are people still trying to ‘land husbands’ ?
        i just cant believe this shit.

      • earl July 25, 2013 at 5:42 am #

        No women have found better tricks to appear looking hot longer.

        It still goes away at 35-40.

      • nikolhasler July 25, 2013 at 1:38 pm #

        Earl, I just saw a guy’s profile where he indicated that he was looking for a woman between 20-60 and for a laugh I search for LA women’s profiles at age 60, expecting some hags. Instead it was sexy women in their 60s.

      • earl July 26, 2013 at 3:41 am #

        “Instead it was sexy women in their 60s.”

        There is no such thing as a sexy woman in her 60s.

      • Little Miss S July 27, 2013 at 12:27 am #

        The “landing husbands” remark was sort of tongue in cheek, Emily, hence the winky…but you’re pretty much right to be saying “ugh” about the rest. It’s reality here, though…esp in Hollywood. For better or worse. I’m sure I won’t be immune to it either, if I stay out here. Ah, well!

      • Little Miss S July 27, 2013 at 12:31 am #

        Earl, you’re just arguing to be difficult…you KNOW there are still attractive women in the 35-40 range. Look around, geez. In this town, at least…maybe not, oh, North Dakota so much. By 50, sure, everyone had better shift their priorities…de-emphasizing looks…but that’s what the dating site “Our Time” is for, haha.

      • earl July 27, 2013 at 1:19 am #

        “Earl, you’re just arguing to be difficult…you KNOW there are still attractive women in the 35-40 range.”

        But they aren’t as attractive as they were when they were 18-25.

        I takes a lot to keep up the lie when you hit 35….and much more each year that is added.

        Women don’t age gracefully anymore.

    • emily July 25, 2013 at 6:51 pm #

      well if this is true, (the 35-40 thing) then so be it. you men begin ugly and dull and remain so. i cant find one moment in your age in which your appeal raises in any remarkable way.

      • earl July 26, 2013 at 3:37 am #

        Then all you meet is ugly and dull men.

        With an attitude like that it doesn’t surprise me.

    • emily July 26, 2013 at 6:46 am #

      helen mirren.
      god earl , you are the worst.

      • earl July 26, 2013 at 7:44 am #

        I know…I reveal things you don’t want to hear. I shine light on things you don’t want to see.

        I’m sure you would prefer the pretty little lies that you are God’s gift to mankind and any man would be lucky to be with that type of attitude…but I’m a rehabbing liar and I can’t tell them anymore.

  8. Anonymous July 24, 2013 at 2:32 pm #

    I’m lovin the style lately.

  9. DT Fan #16 July 24, 2013 at 7:29 pm #

    The only despair I feel is in the form of, “This is all DT put up on the blog?”

  10. lonelyboy July 25, 2013 at 4:19 pm #

    I am in LA, on ashley madison, I am interesting and cute but after a month I just collected bunch of 50 – 60 years old lady that want to bang me at their beach house

  11. lonelyboy July 25, 2013 at 4:21 pm #

    I am wondering if I have to switch to ok cupid? I just want to cuddle and fuck once in a while with a decent human being

    • emily July 25, 2013 at 6:52 pm #

      human and decent are almost oxymoron. i mean, historically speaking.
      who knows what the future holds.

      • Anonymous July 26, 2013 at 12:11 am #

        Mmmm, i need to refine my search then, trying to be less banal. Let’s say that i am searching for a cute bitch with nice tits. Intelligent is a nice plus.

      • Stephen July 28, 2013 at 10:23 pm #

        Yeah, it’s like emily and interesting.

  12. mitchell July 27, 2013 at 4:06 am #

    How the fuck do you drink brandy man.

    I’ve been fucking up booze and blow for as long as I can remember and NOTHING has ever been so foul as the combination of these two. The coke clears the sinuses which, from what I’ve gathered, increases the amount of airflow to the olfactory receptors. This would boost both senses of smell and taste. It would also numb the epiglottis and would place the act of drinking sweet, warm, cheap brandy in my top three list of things to never. fucking. do. again. Right along with the other two that I have yet to discover. Brandy? Man, you’re more fucked up than I thought. How much brandy do you have to drink before you start doing the coke? Is it the other way around? Jesus Christ man. I think I’ve finally met my match here.

    Seriously, I’m sitting here right now with a full bottle of brandy and a full bag of blow, and all I want to do is the blow. What kind of fucked up situation is that? It’s 80 proof man! Fuck you.

    • B. Ess (Ghost of Zeets) July 28, 2013 at 4:30 pm #

      A bag of blow should never be full. Just sayin…

  13. Keanu July 31, 2013 at 9:13 am #

    Why has no one brought up the obvious comment: Who the fuck buys condoms online?

    Oh yea girls cuz they are embarrassed

    • nikolhasler August 3, 2013 at 1:12 pm #

      Hahah. Are you 12 years old? I buy everything online. Amazon prime. Cheaper for the multi-packs, free shipping. Never been shy about buying rubbers, and I don’t know any woman over 16 who is.

      • Keanu August 3, 2013 at 2:58 pm #

        Yea, I’m 12…am I allowed to be on this blog?

        Bullshit. Most girls are ashamed of buying rubbers in person. Unless you roll with the slutty crowd. Can I come hang out with you guys?

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