I’ve covered this before, but in case you need further discouragement.
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One of my girls recently gave me access to her OKCupid account. I would log on to her profile to hunt female threesome partners for us, pretending to be her.
I was blown away by the sheer volume of attention she got….an almost constant flow of views and emails. Dozens upon dozens of thirsty dudes, some guys sending multiple emails. The funniest one I saw was from some young punk who used a copy/pasted Delicious Tacos OKC opener for his first email.
Then, I would switch over to my own OKC account and see an almost empty inbox with barely any views. 🙂
that was like my outgoing folder in less than two hours lol, back when i was on okcupid
Briefly dated a girl who said her profile was only open 3 hours and she got 100+ messages, she sent me several of them, they were pretty cringeworthy. I was the only barely literate guy who messaged her so she just disabled it and went out with me. Didn’t work but she never signed back into okcupid so maybe I’m the straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak.
Or maybe she blocked you. So to speak.
why always such a bitch to everybody? you want people NOT to comment on DT’s posts?
yes, its true. imagine how unbelievably bored we are. this is our life from about age 8 or 9 on. some of us become defined by it. some of us search for anything else with meaning. hunting and mating is deeply banal.
oh you poor thing..i almost gave a shit.
I’m so sad that your life turned out to be a non-stop amusement park….and you got bored of riding roller coasters everyday.
Imagine this…you are incredibly bored because you are incredibly boring.
hahaha! that is one thing nobody has ever mistaken me for.
Because nobody has the balls to tell you that.
That’s just how it goes: if you’re a woman who is not grotesquely ugly and not morbidly obese, you will get all the dick and more thrown at you, from grade school on up. I’ve NEVER known a woman who couldn’t get a date, and I’ve known some ugly chicks. The Internet has just increased the attention exponentially.
Thanks?
Haha, is that your inbox Nikol? Obv I didn’t mean you, you’re definitely a babe.
Yup. It’s mine.
I just felt that the funny things about the screen grab were the Groupon and the condom purchase on Amazon.
What a curse to be born with tits and a vag! If only you could be men and not have to deal with the burden of constant attention.
Although it will eventually go away around age 35-40. So if you can tough out those 20 years of misery you will be home free to happiness.
Actually, here in LA 35 is still a mere pup. I’m not even worried about hitting the 30’s because what with yoga, Botox, expensive makeup and hair color, women stay hot for a good decade longer than they used to. My coworkers are great examples, and my boss is 42 and just got married to an exec producer for HBO. He’s cute, too! Times have changed for sure. Now, past mid 40’s is getting iffy, BUT hopefully we’ll all have landed our husbands by then! 😉
ugh, LA.
botox, yoga, job titles.
why are people still trying to ‘land husbands’ ?
i just cant believe this shit.
No women have found better tricks to appear looking hot longer.
It still goes away at 35-40.
Earl, I just saw a guy’s profile where he indicated that he was looking for a woman between 20-60 and for a laugh I search for LA women’s profiles at age 60, expecting some hags. Instead it was sexy women in their 60s.
“Instead it was sexy women in their 60s.”
There is no such thing as a sexy woman in her 60s.
The “landing husbands” remark was sort of tongue in cheek, Emily, hence the winky…but you’re pretty much right to be saying “ugh” about the rest. It’s reality here, though…esp in Hollywood. For better or worse. I’m sure I won’t be immune to it either, if I stay out here. Ah, well!
Earl, you’re just arguing to be difficult…you KNOW there are still attractive women in the 35-40 range. Look around, geez. In this town, at least…maybe not, oh, North Dakota so much. By 50, sure, everyone had better shift their priorities…de-emphasizing looks…but that’s what the dating site “Our Time” is for, haha.
“Earl, you’re just arguing to be difficult…you KNOW there are still attractive women in the 35-40 range.”
But they aren’t as attractive as they were when they were 18-25.
I takes a lot to keep up the lie when you hit 35….and much more each year that is added.
Women don’t age gracefully anymore.
well if this is true, (the 35-40 thing) then so be it. you men begin ugly and dull and remain so. i cant find one moment in your age in which your appeal raises in any remarkable way.
Then all you meet is ugly and dull men.
With an attitude like that it doesn’t surprise me.
helen mirren.
duh.
god earl , you are the worst.
I know…I reveal things you don’t want to hear. I shine light on things you don’t want to see.
I’m sure you would prefer the pretty little lies that you are God’s gift to mankind and any man would be lucky to be with that type of attitude…but I’m a rehabbing liar and I can’t tell them anymore.
I’m lovin the style lately.
The only despair I feel is in the form of, “This is all DT put up on the blog?”
I am in LA, on ashley madison, I am interesting and cute but after a month I just collected bunch of 50 – 60 years old lady that want to bang me at their beach house
I am wondering if I have to switch to ok cupid? I just want to cuddle and fuck once in a while with a decent human being
human and decent are almost oxymoron. i mean, historically speaking.
who knows what the future holds.
Mmmm, i need to refine my search then, trying to be less banal. Let’s say that i am searching for a cute bitch with nice tits. Intelligent is a nice plus.
Yeah, it’s like emily and interesting.
How the fuck do you drink brandy man.
I’ve been fucking up booze and blow for as long as I can remember and NOTHING has ever been so foul as the combination of these two. The coke clears the sinuses which, from what I’ve gathered, increases the amount of airflow to the olfactory receptors. This would boost both senses of smell and taste. It would also numb the epiglottis and would place the act of drinking sweet, warm, cheap brandy in my top three list of things to never. fucking. do. again. Right along with the other two that I have yet to discover. Brandy? Man, you’re more fucked up than I thought. How much brandy do you have to drink before you start doing the coke? Is it the other way around? Jesus Christ man. I think I’ve finally met my match here.
Seriously, I’m sitting here right now with a full bottle of brandy and a full bag of blow, and all I want to do is the blow. What kind of fucked up situation is that? It’s 80 proof man! Fuck you.
A bag of blow should never be full. Just sayin…
Why has no one brought up the obvious comment: Who the fuck buys condoms online?
Oh yea girls cuz they are embarrassed
Hahah. Are you 12 years old? I buy everything online. Amazon prime. Cheaper for the multi-packs, free shipping. Never been shy about buying rubbers, and I don’t know any woman over 16 who is.
Yea, I’m 12…am I allowed to be on this blog?
Bullshit. Most girls are ashamed of buying rubbers in person. Unless you roll with the slutty crowd. Can I come hang out with you guys?
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