Are you surprised I’m here, said Belinda. Mexican girls don’t date white boys. Au contraire, he said, I’ve had every one in town but you. Not the real ones, she said. I bet their parents spoke English.
She’d fucked her tattoo artist for three years. He was 44, married, someone snitched to the wife who then called Belinda’s mother. I want you to know your daughter’s a whore, she said. I’m going to tell your whole family. I’m going to go around your neighborhood, tell everybody. She did.
The tattoo artist came in her every time. She thought she couldn’t get pregnant. He said he’d meet her when she got the abortion. He posted on Instagram from a bar instead. He had eight other women he was sleeping with. The wife still doesn’t know.
When she finished the story he went to move her hair to kiss her. And she said: not on the first date.
delicioustacos 
I gotta learn to tattoo.
Seriously, nice work.
I laughed out loud at “Not on the first date”
vintage form
Wow, to get turned down by the neighborhood whore? That’s a new low.
Not on the first date for you!
The tattoo artist did not even have a date, she just went down on him instantly.
ew, gross move dude. let her get over the married harem-owning tattoo artist a little bit will you
What’s with the protected content DT? Monetizing the blog?
No- I’ll explain soon.
Sadness engulfs me like a shitt size too small on a fat chick
What size shitt do you prefer?
*Shirt
Grow short stubble. Claim,
“Middleditch’s stunt double.”
Swim Lake Poonani.
I’ve had the same thing several times – a girl basically announces she’s a slut, goes home with you, then acts like an outraged Victorian vicar’s wife when you go the snog. It’s some kind of game that they should only get to play once. Zero times would be better but that’s impossible
A woman that goes home with you and doesn’t sleep with you either a) has pegged you as a non-threat/ad hoc girlfriend for the night, or b) is expecting to be taken, someway somehow. Whichever the case, the failure is yours.
Yooooo, we have a winner.
Let’s go back to the ancients for this one: Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady.
What’s this “lady” thing you speak of? How many ladies have you met outside of John Singer Sargent, et al. portraits?
It has been some time since I last saw one.
I don’t know why you’re all assuming that she fucked the tattoo guy right away. You have some truly Sharia-style mindsets.
As well, if a guy tells me about supporting his ex financially… is it fair for me to then expect him to cut me a check on the first date?
Really makes you think.
An interesting perspective.
Need to stick around for date 2 or 3….