Fuck Cunt Pussy

3 Dec

finally screen cap

My new book is out. Need to write a blog post but I blew my kundalini beating off to teen underwear ads. Plus life is pretty good. I could get fired and still have money. Today I went to Target. Bought a welcome mat with a cheerful bird on it. Brushed steel trash can. Nickelplated curtain rods. My new home shaping up. Soon I can play Red Dead Redemption 2 without sun glare making the screen inscrutable. I found a fast horse. She had kicked an NPC to death as he tried to shoe her in a field. Killed the legendary white buffalo and had its skin turned into an outfit I find pleasing.

I wrote the fucking novel. It’s done. Spent the parts of the morning not spent having diarrhea from homemade smoked habanero salsa correcting every individual hyphen in it. It turns out I used single dashes, double dashes and eight fucking foot long looking elongated em-dashes created by Microsoft Word when you press return– I had mixed these willy-nilly throughout the text. The inconsistent dashes draw the eye in the physical proof. You cannot simply Find and Replace All with the correct- sized 1.5-length dash. Hyphenated words such as “in-house” would then have a too-long dash within them. It would draw the eye. You must individually correct 216 dashes.

Is the book good? I don’t know. I looked at it too much. I’d rather walk back to the toilet and wolf down this morning’s sixteen pounds of diarrhea, slurping gob an inch over the water like a Japanese commuter scarfing down a steamy ramen bowl– I’d rather do this than correct one more word or punctuation mark in Finally, Some Good News: a Novel by Delicious Tacos. But for the purpose of this post I’m writing to sell it: it’s great.

If you buy the paperback you get the Kindle version free. If you buy either version this month and send a screen cap of the receipt to delicioustacosdotcom@gmail.com I’ll email you back a free additional PDF book of password protected posts. At the back is the password for the site. You can use it to access the 200-something posts I had to hide when someone snitched on me to my work.

You know what: it is good. Finally, Some Good News is the best thing I’ve ever done. I did not mail it in. I worked and worked and failed and failed to make this. It was extremely hard. I did it because most of the books you pick up suck. People deserve to read good books.

What’s it about. Two birdwatchers survive a nuclear holocaust. The ultimate school shooting. Stephen Paddock’s motive. What it would take to have a girlfriend and free time in 2018. Weaponized despair. How our civilization must be annihilated, and at least 6.5 billion people need to die. “Woke capital”. Various birds. It came from a feeling I had in the middle of work, wishing an atomic bomb would go off. I had that feeling every day. Kept feeling it and feeling it until I wrote this book, and it was gone.

12 Responses to “Fuck Cunt Pussy”

  1. Buddy Do Wrong December 4, 2018 at 1:59 am #

    Reblogged this on Women Ruin Everything and commented:
    This man is our Bukowski and if you don’t read his literature you’re retarded

  2. dickycone December 4, 2018 at 6:08 am #

    Nice, Tacos. Congrats on finishing the book and that rare feeling of positivity. You should find a nice girl and have a kid next.

    Anyway, picking up a copy now.

  3. JimmyJ December 4, 2018 at 12:40 pm #

    Are you still writing new posts that are password protected? Or is this just your old archive?

  4. ultimate747 December 4, 2018 at 4:42 pm #

    Reblogged this on Ultimate! Interesting and commented:
    Read Books! I ordered the paperback, hope it’s good. It will be, Tacos is a great writer. Or maybe it won’t be, does writing good blog posts and tweets translate into longform writing? Guess we’ll find out!

  5. Anony-fucking-mous December 4, 2018 at 6:51 pm #

    Happy to hear you’ve finished it (already ordered the paperback off Amazon), and I’m pleased you didn’t post it all on here on the internet. Even though you gave the pussy away for free I still paid for it (like a cuck). I’m very happy that you made a real man out of me and I’m psyched to read how it ends.

    I hope you have the pleasure of writing many more to come. I genuinely enjoy what you write.

    • hctiB December 4, 2018 at 7:48 pm #

      You wrote a book? Fuck u incel

  6. J.B December 5, 2018 at 7:15 pm #

    If I put your book pic and book link on my permanent Instagram story can I get one for free or at @ discount?

    • delicioustacos December 5, 2018 at 9:19 pm #

      How many followers do you have

      • J.B December 5, 2018 at 9:29 pm #

        Very few. I just want to support one of my favorite writers is all.

      • Bonnes Tacos December 8, 2018 at 3:48 pm #

        Lol, support with your dollas cheap-ass nigga.

  7. Compaq Deskpro December 6, 2018 at 1:04 pm #

    Paid the $9. Now I need to figure out how to wrestle it out of Amazon’s claws.

  8. Compaq Deskpro December 6, 2018 at 1:12 pm #

    I have no interest whatsoever in Red Dead Redemption 2. I want my games to have a structure, a story, a reason to exist in the world, something to show me. This is about bland characters, boring Sims like roleplaying, and self indulgence. The cracks were showing with GTA V, and now they’ve split wide open. This game innovates nothing. There is nothing you can do in game you can’t do somewhere else. My friends are like b-but its so epic, graphics and horseballs and snow footprints and blackjack blah blah blah. I’m not impressed. Give me Bioshock Infinite, give me Halo Reach, give me Half Life 2. They won’t, just abominations like Fallout 76 and Battlefront II, so I recuse myself from my favorite hobby since I was in highschool. My systems are on Craigslist. Turns out books are better anyways.

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