Yoshiyuki Iwase
I pray for my enemy to have a hot Asian wife with a tight, tasty pussy. No weird nipples. Perfectly proportioned nipples like Lilly had, not wormy ones. Not big personal pan pizza size areolas. Relatively small short nipples but not freakish small to where your mouth could find no purchase. Sensitive and she cums easily. Doesn’t mind when you cum too soon.
A fat pussy. Fat outer pussy lips with small, contained, symmetrical inner lips but not a tiny unsensitive clitoris. Obviously not one of those Caster Semenya mucousy beef sticks either. Smaller than average clitoris, maybe one standard deviation below mean. A 16th percentile size clitoris, and a nice asshole, no moles on it, etc. Full pubic hair too. I know it’s not to everyone’s taste but a big full bush and she has no asshole hair genetically. She doesn’t have to wax. Good kneecaps. Nice clavicles. No fucking weird dime size missing patches of hair, high IQ. Let my enemy have this.
Tight tasty pussy that makes you lose it instantly. And she doesn’t mind. She tickles your back after. His back, my enemy’s back. Vietnamese maybe. Taiwanese. Somewhere in that not too white/ Chinese geography but not so Southeast Asian she starts looking like a headhunter. Nice lips. No horseshit job she always talks about. Maybe one or two white hairs. This gets me off somehow in old age. I think my enemy’s younger so this is optional. If he doesn’t like it full jet black is fine.
Let my enemy’s tight pussy Asian enjoy hiking. Let her know facts about wildlife. Let her be lazy and just want to lay around and watch him play Xbox. Let her not need to go skydiving et cetera. Let her not have a dog– no, let her have a dog that likes him. Let my enemy’s tasty pussy wife have a nice dog he can take to the park. Throw a tennis ball for. And it’s not some symptom of a mental handicap. She doesn’t displace all her love to the stupid dog.
Titty size can be whatever. But she can’t have one of these little baby/ old man asses Chinese girls have. Let my enemy grasp her beautiful ass while she’s on top of him. And her warm sweet breath tickles his neck and collarbones. And her long black hair rolls over his face and it’s raining out, the roar of the rain, the gas heater hissing and baking the room like the womb till you just want to sleep. Till he just wants to slip into soft sleep, my enemy, with her beside him, and everything will be good forever.
delicioustacos 
sign me up
Wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of you.
The funny just sort of built up subtly until I burst out laughing hysterically right at the start of the third paragraph. Thanks, man. That was great.
I jerked off to this
Fag
Wow, I’m your enemy and as soon as you published this it all happened to me.
Still enemies though.
Amen
I will assassinate Delicious Tacos
Truly this *is* a curse, Tacos. I’m not a lesbian. What does she like to read?
Cuck prayers.
Kind of hilarious coming back here after years of not bothering with the online fags claiming to be “pickup artists” and writing your dating bios and all that gay blogging shiznits. Roosh straight up went Jesus (boy missed the boat on that one, should have cozied up to Allah since that’s what’s hot now … but that’s Rooshie, perpetually missing all the boats).
And of course our darling Taco who STILL after all these years manages nothing better than to work at some LA middle management job, not have coke fueled wannabe actress parties with excessive amounts of anal (but not excessive coke since that’s not even possible). And of course, the endless versions of WHINING about some second tier pussy. While in LA. While white, in La.
Fuck.
It was always suspect, the preening and yapping and explaining how girls work and how good fuckwit A, B, and C are are getting ALL TEH GIRLZZZZ. Meanwhile those of us who actually fuck, and actually make money (without even scamming 14 year old boys into buying our guide to girl sex parts), we’re still fucking the same way we were then. Girls didn’t even get any older.
Nor apparently, the cuck-fuckery that qualifies as “writing” up in this bitch.
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Woman.
You can always tell when it’s a woman writing.
Absolutely wrong about the areaolas and nipples.
I check here every few days to see if there’s a new story. But secretly, I hope there is no new story, because god-dayyyyyum those thighs are tight.
THICCCCCC