The Foot Tattoo

16 Oct

The foot tattoo makes her seem more accessible.  Such a person makes poor sexual decisions.  No impulse control.  If you have a tattoo on top of your foot, you have no concept of such a thing as “the future.” Having this poem written in script on your foot, a poem I can only assume is something unbelievably stupid, is now and is always going to be an awesome idea, the way to a dog consuming an entire roll of toilet paper will always be an awesome idea.

9 Responses to “The Foot Tattoo”

  1. Jake October 17, 2012 at 8:04 pm #

    I just met a girl with a foot tattoo. Fits your description. Also found this nugglet of gold: (not mine)

  2. Anonymous October 18, 2012 at 8:16 pm #

    And when a nerd like me sees she has that tattoo, he realizes she’s inaccessible.

  3. Constance October 18, 2012 at 8:16 pm #

    I would say it depends entirely on the tattoo. And the poem. And the girl herself.

    In other words, in itself it signifies little.

    • Anonymous October 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm #

      I think, like most of DT’s entries, this blog entry is as much about the girl with the foot tattoo as about the type of person DT is for making this observation. It’s not really a censure of someone who has “no impulse control” but more about him being hyper aware of the smallest signs that increase the likelihood a chick will sleep with him. It’s like the calculations a business man does in order to turn the highest profit, only DT deals in pussy not money. The dude gets laid a ton, but still needs reassurance in the form of minor indicators that his flirting efforts will get him laid.

      • Jake October 18, 2012 at 9:44 pm #

        That and if YOU believe that she’s a slut, then she WILL be easier.

      • Troof October 19, 2012 at 9:22 am #

        Judging from okcupid, the girls that DT’s been banging are not hot. Just easy.

  4. Foot Tattoo Artist October 19, 2012 at 3:48 am #

    Did you have someone specific in mind?

  5. Michelle Morgan October 23, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

    It would annoy me to have a tattoo on the top of my foot. Maybe the bottom would be awesome. I’ve yet to get one. I have enough pain. I need better drugs.

  6. pffffffftttsssssssiimmbllllllddddddnnnnnnnnn October 27, 2012 at 7:43 am #

    A foot tattoo? This ain’t fucking 1985, the foot tattoo is actually pretty demure considering the mainstream acceptance of tattoos nowadays. I would look for the poem on the rib cage – that one is becoming the tramp stamp of the younger generation. And it’s not like they get one or two exceptionally profound lines from a poem either, to make it somewhat more legible. No, they get whole fucking epics crammed on them. I’m waiting to see one of these chicks walking around with something like the fucking “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” tattooed from her armpits down to her ass. “Green Eggs and Ham” would be more likely, though, you’re right about that part.

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