“… yes, I’ll hold… hello? Clive? Clive! Have you seen the bloody papers? Today’s the day! This is what we’ve been waiting for! Fur coats, Clive! Cars! Jesus, Imagine the wome–
“What?
“Wait, so they’re using… with forced… what? Oh. Oh….
…
“I… yes, yes it’s fine. ‘Back 2 Tha Hood’ this one’s called… very well. Let me know when the plane’s booked.”
A small hand throws a Bible in the trash.
delicioustacos 
i need more.
I think the obscure references to entertainment industry tropes like forced perspective and direct-to-video urban titles have something to do with dick size again? tl;dr
Is it a reference to that kid’s clitoral hood?!
C’ mon man. Your obsession with little people is just a thinly veiled reference to your underdeveloped personhood. Kill yourself or grow the fuck up. Jesus. It’s getting tedious. You aren’t even Jim Norton and he sucks.
C’mon man. Your obsession with DT is just a thinly veiled reference to your underdeveloped penis. Kill yourself or grow your penis somehow. Jesus. You aren’t even a female yet your dick gets confused with a clitoris.
woah.
Ah, it might be contextual to mention to would be pua trolls that all mentions on said subject are not particularly enlightening unless ironic: I recommend ‘consider the lobster’, knowyourmeme, or at last resort jezebel for pointers on this most postmodernist of concepts. Then, once you have mastered this most ephemeral of concepts AND made sylvia sarah spray her cervical mucus, then give your punditry skills another shot.
Lol at sylviasarah’s metaphorical cumjuice being the litmus test for incisive commentary.
another well-regarded option is brief interviews with hideous men.
Bravo!!