I know, I know. I haven’t posted in five days.
I’m not dead. I am simply out of ideas. I have been living a clean and productive life, which means I think and feel nothing.
If you have ideas you would like to see fleshed out in an essay filled with the word “fuck,” or if you want advice from broke, unemployed person incapable of human relationships, or if you have a short story idea or something, please post in the comments or email me from the “Contact” sidebar.
Otherwise normal programming will resume as soon as I relapse into whoring and hard drug abuse.
You know the search terms you read out in your video posts? Write a post from the point of view of the person typing one of those terms into google who is looking for rape or horse fucking or something perverse. But instead they stumble upon your blog and give their reaction to it.
hey jason–this is really really worthwhile idea. good work!
i mean in general–the narrative construct of a character confronting *you*–the exercise of building a version of yourself from an external POV–and the nature of the resulting interaction–is an inspired idea. very likely to reveal a lot.
A once-a-week feature video from Searchy would be amazing.
with sets and wardrobe?
Relapse or some shit, being another drone is overrated. You were on fire before you got doused with shame game, like the Hunter S. Thompson clarity in debauchery level.
You could always write about your past. Your shit jobs posts are always good.
Go to an AA meeting and talk about how everyone there sucks.
In a similar vein to the ‘Shit Jobs’ posts: ‘Shit Girlfriends’.
That’s good but most of my ex’s read the site, so I’m saving them for the book.
Here’s an idea! Readers post just one word and one word only, and then you write an essay related to that word. Free mic’ing kind of thing.
I like this.
I knew you would. Ha.🙂
WELL IS SOMEONE GONNA POST A WORD OR WHAT
Here is a word:
EX-GIRLFRIEND
Here’s my word. Drum roll, please. Drum roll. Drum roll still. And the word is: Kazakhstan!!!! Ta-da!
GOATSE
Oh yes. You’ve obviously had a lot of raunchy sex in your life, so I wanna hear about
(1) the best sex you’ve ever had, and
(2) your most interesting story about dominating a girl and getting her to do crazy things.
Here´s a plot for a novel: you sell your domain name to a taco franchise
for 3 mllion bucks. You then travel the world with Great Books for Men as you sidekick (or spiritual master). Needless to say, there´s plenty of drugs, booze and sex involved in your trips. At the end of your journey, you find God and you join a Catholic Monastery. And repent.
I think you should an exposé on Craigslist casual encounters.
Definitely more okcupid posts.