I know, I know. I haven’t posted in five days.
I’m not dead. I am simply out of ideas. I have been living a clean and productive life, which means I think and feel nothing.
If you have ideas you would like to see fleshed out in an essay filled with the word “fuck,” or if you want advice from broke, unemployed person incapable of human relationships, or if you have a short story idea or something, please post in the comments or email me from the “Contact” sidebar.
Otherwise normal programming will resume as soon as I relapse into whoring and hard drug abuse.