: hello um im going to propose to my gf soon and am looking for any creative ideas on how to do it if you have any suggestions.
Don’t get married. Every married person I know completely hates their relationship and is miserable. Single people are miserable too but married people have this thing that focuses all their hatred. They all feel completely trapped, like their lives are over. Every single one of them cheats. Your wife will cheat on you. You will cheat on your wife, but not nearly as much, because you’ll have to work for it.
The cost of the divorce will more than make up for whatever tax break you get. You’ll be a broken person when it’s over, unsure whether you’ll ever be able to love again. And as your once-beautiful relationship slowly spirals into a cruel combative hell you’ll have to relive the pain even when you’re away from her as family and friends constantly ask you about it. Maybe you want kids. Well, blow an unprotected load then. You don’t have to be married to have kids. Most kids are born out of wedlock nowadays anyway. There’s no stigma. You will be able to love and raise your kids as a healthy, sane human being if you don’t feel chained to some retarded shrew.
Don’t bring the legal system and the church into your romantic life. You can be with someone without being bound in a hideous contract that will give you all kinds of obligations to each other even after your love is decaying in the ground, its eyes feasted upon by greedy worms. Save the money you would have spent on a wedding. Weddings are only to please her stupid fat unmarriageable friends and her godawful family. Spend it on a vacation somewhere that you will always remember, even after she leaves you. Which she will. The memory of that beautiful time may be the only thing that keeps you from putting a shotgun barrel in your mouth and reaching for the trigger with your toe, hoping your brains splatter artfully on the couples photo you’ve pinned to your chest.
Every marriage is just a setup to failure. It’s a dead institution. Save your money and your time and enjoy your love as long as you have it, then walk away and hook up with a much younger piece of pussy. If you don’t, years of your life will be spent dreaming about killing the person you love now.
OR: get a children’s choir to sing a song for her in the park! Then get down on one knee in front of them and when she says “yes” they break into her favorite song.