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I hate my first ex who broke my heart. I hate the girl I lost my virginity to, for then telling me she had a boyfriend. I hate my mother for teaching me to respect women. I hate capitalism. Every job I ever had made me so I could have money to get women. Money isn’t so I can eat, sleep in a building, etc. It’s for women. Jobs aren’t even for money. You just have to have one because women ask: what do you do.
I hate civilization itself. It all just means burning yourself alive every day because women ask: what do you do. I hate lifting weights so I look good with my shirt off. I hate writing. I hate talking. I hate guitar playing. Bathing. I hate trimming my nose hairs with the scissors of an old Swiss army knife; the blades get stuck together with crusted snot. You end up having to yank the long hooked hair out by a big white chunk of root making your already enormous bulbous nose more repugnantly red and swollen. I hate that because it looks bad to women. I hate God for making nose hairs in the first place. I understand they’re a filter for microbes– but why make them grow forever. Why make them hang out the end of one’s nostril. Why make big noses, small penises. Why make balls, if you’re just going to make them ugly and then put the bearers of these ugly aching things into a merciless sexual Thunderdome where women get to pick who they fuck. Why make baldness. Ugliness. Why make it so you have to not eat so you can have a six pack so you can look cool for two seconds when you take your shirt off. Why do I look like a hideous retarded freak in my toothpaste spattered mirror pinching painfully at my nostril hairs with the bad soft light that makes me look fat; it’s the only mirror I look at myself naked in. God made the light; why make it like that.
But then you fuck some girl and suddenly you look like Outsiders era Tom Cruise and your beak is rather manly. Why make it so only women can make you feel like that. Why make it so women don’t want you when you don’t feel like that. Why make it that to get women you need women. It’s either a spiral up into a mountain of neverending pussy until it becomes worthless and exhausting, or, more commonly, a spiral down into no pussy now and forever. Why.
If we all exist because women selected our attractive male ancestors, why are most of us too ugly to fuck. Why not make all of life a huge happy raw fuckfest of fresh faced teens, is what I’m saying, instead of drudgery upon drudgery. Amen.
delicioustacos 
You bring up some good points here. Have you thought about writing a blog? Chicks dig bloggers.
Why? Why not.
Welcome to the secret society of the seventh chamber of the 4th seal of the secret knowledge of the hidden truth in the mystery of the meaning of life. You just figured it all out. Only 000.000000.01 percent of the worlds population share this knowledge.
p.s. That’s why G-d made Craigslist, so ugly people can get laid too.
Uh, forgive me if I sound foolish, but — it this satire/a joke?
If it isn’t –do something thoughtful and helpful for someone in a worse spot than you. They exist, trust me. And you will be a better person for it. Even if you aren’t religious. One philosopher said that even if God does not exist we should do the best we can, even it it seems absurd in the face of an uncaring universe. Because we are men, and although life may be without ultimate meaning we can still assert our humanity.
*Swoon*
“If we all exist because women selected our attractive male ancestors, why are most of us too ugly to fuck.”
WRONG, DUDE. Ugly people exist because men fuck ugly women.
CASE STUDY: The “Pig woman” POF/Tinder experiment. Thirsty men have no standards:
http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=41769&sid=1d057825f599b9d43821c6b41abdde65
A website called sluthate. Probably a very reliable and unbiased source of information. I get my news from newsfromwhitemenwhomakeover2.5millionayear.org. It’s a .org so it’s legit.
The source is irrelevant because the evidence is on the link.
OMG> I’m glad I still have some bladder control left . Funny shit.
You’re hot. Relax.
If you get bored…http://www.ted.com/talks/yann_dall_aglio_love_you_re_doing_it_wrong?language=en but don’t trust him. The French know nothing about love and he’s married so, you know, he’s not going to tell you to get a motorcycle or move to Asia.
You are such a loser.
I hate that nature made women attractive for only a decade tops (15-25). Add maybe 5 years for South East Asians and mulattos.
You’re an idiot
This blog more than any other may have the best “You are a genius”/”You are a pathetic sack of shit” contrast out there. Good job
God is a woman
thats why your crazy masterbating prayers don’t work.
Sexual Thunderdome! That’s a great analogy.
Because we’re all experiments of nature.
The cure for love is marriage, so get married.
And don’t hate God, because man was born into hardship. This earth is intentionally created By God to be a place of tests and trials. You will be happy and you will be miserable.
If you want to experience true love with a woman of unprecedented beauty that will never leave you then strive for the women of paradise. Strive for paradise.
God sent down His Final Revelation to manking, The Quran, through His final messenger, Prophet Muhammed. Start there, good luck!