Diary: On the Road to My Solitary Death

14 Mar
image stolen from wikipedia

image stolen from wikipedia

An unattractive woman I don’t like doesn’t want to see me again. I’m pissed. Because she has a perfect pussy.

All I need is one asset. Good face, nice body, nice pussy, nice intellect. Sense of humor, sense of adventure, an interest in Lake Tanganyika cichlids– PICK ONE. Well forget what you can take, my sponsor tells me. Focus on what you give. I got: OK face nice body nice intellect. Sense of humor sense of adventure interest in Lake Tanganyika cichlids. Well read. Minor internet fame, albeit among woman haters. I can play guitar. I can draw. My pecs have a zipper down the middle. My inguinal crease is so cut that when I take a shit a vein pops above my pubis. I can cook. I have a nice place next to a park. Down the street is another park with waterfowl and I can identify them. I know something of their lifestyles. Perhaps this will be of interest. My hair has perfect gray. I’m not short. Not bald. I don’t have big cock but it’s not… the situation isn’t quite clinical. I’m a good guy. Good to be around. People who know me love me. Still. This fat cunt with the one long nipple hair can’t sent me a god damn text back. And I’m too old to shoot up a school so I just have to take it.

7 Responses to “Diary: On the Road to My Solitary Death”

  1. Atlanta Man March 14, 2015 at 3:24 pm #

    During a dry spell I had a chick that had frontal bossing of the forehead who was a solid 5 (ok a 4) who did not text me back after a date with a makeout session ending. It is like sales , don’t take it personal, sometimes it just doesn’t work out. For the record I don’t hate all women, just the ones that don’t have sex with me!

  2. I Am Cornholio March 15, 2015 at 10:26 am #

    We all die alone, according to my spiritual advisor.

  3. jeff March 20, 2015 at 6:22 pm #

    We don’t hate women, we just hate everything about them.

    • Wolf N. Shepherd March 24, 2015 at 5:52 am #

      We don’t hate women, we just hate everything they do and say.

      • Father O'Hara September 17, 2015 at 12:24 am #

        Cept when they tongue our greedy anus.

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