Tell me you love me. Come see me, stop drinking and start going to bed at 9PM, get over your need to be with rich guys; stop fucking douchebags and doing cocaine but don’t ask me to stop fucking Tinder cretins. Live in my apartment like an appliance. Be a refrigerator for my dick. A dishwasher for my balls. A garbage disposal for my ideas. Tell me how great I am and that my chicken is delicious and then leave. Come see me and stroke my ass like the old Chinese lady who jerks you off at the shady massage place but do it for free and let me beat you at Scrabble. All you have to do is be pretty. And want nothing, or want so little that what I have is enough.
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You want a Miracle, but god doesn’t exist. You can have a girlfriend and fuck people behind her back, but you have to be dishonest. Is it really dishonest if the truth makes women unreasonably unhappy?
Hot teen ass is easy to get but tough to maintain, old hot ass is not as nice but easier to maintain. Sex in general is pretty awesome, but only if the girl is pretty, and that is the problem. Not enough pretty girls will fuck me for me to be happy. For me to be happy every pretty girl on earth needs to let me fuck them. Every. Single. One.
And if you had all that, would you be happy?
come on man, we all know the answer to that.
Why do people strive for happiness anyway? You can’t eat it.
You make a good point. Also happiness is a lie. Nothing matters. Life is meaningless. You know the drill.
You’re on a roll. Keep at it.
Something something “Energy + Momentum + Focus” – Cernovich
P.S. sounds like a good new OKC profile if not for the fact that “OKC is dead”
if you’re strapped for material
head back to the well & tell us more about
the Kathryn Bigelow / coverage report days.
Always wondered why you seemed to have held back
It’s time again for pick a song for that post! I think this one deserves a bluesy number peppered with some desperation so here you go
YOUR WRITING IS GETTING GAYER AND MORE BETA.
AND IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT MYSELF IF I KEEP READING IT. FUCK!!
P.S. LEE HOLLOWAY IS A DIGITAL-COCKTEASE. TOO MEEK TO JUST REVEAL HER PICS/VIDS ONLINE. NEWS FLASH HONEY, EVERY GUY IS .00001 SECONDS AWAY FROM SEEING VIDS/PICS OF NAKED CHICKS ONLINE. OPEN UP OR DON’T. NO HALF-MEASURES YOU SCARED LITTLE CUNT. GO ALL IN OR DON’T.
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easy, kids. even a musclesuit of hate needs a recharge. admiral alla ackbar.
YOU’RE A GOOD WRITER AND AN EXCELLENT CLASSICAL PIANO PLAYER.
WHY AREN’T YOU COVERED IN PUSSY JUICE 24/7, YOU UNDERACHIEVER/CHRONIC-MASTURBATOR
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Kerouac had “Tristessa”.
DT has/had “Angela” the high-end coke whore who prefers to be called a “model”.
…looks like Perry Farrell in drag.
Yet, I smell sextape in the near future.
My question is, where was your ad placement?
I *did* get thru the whole video, but I didn’t see it.
I cannot believe losers like this exist.