Women Recently

25 Jun

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My new collection The Pussy is out. Pay for The Pussy, own The Pussy, put The Pussy on a pedestal, etc.

Now I’m thinking about her while she’s not thinking about me. Has not ever thought about me. She’s thinking about video shoots that guys from bands invited her to, while I’m thinking about her. Cool interesting people are inviting her to swimming pools. I’m buying unnecessary trash bags at Target to get out of the house.


I should take a year off. Not write. Nothing good comes. What does doesn’t make me famous. Only pussy I’m getting is return traffic. No new girls find me, since I stopped being a misogynist.

Meanwhile I have a bug bite on my right calf that I’m convinced is from this fat chick with the fried out green hair who I fucked Sunday, just to fuck somebody. She did have perfect tits. She did have an IUD, so I could blast in her, her laying on her stomach, one of my legs between her legs. Big tits and perfect small nipples. That’s something. I also liked her gut. It wasn’t doughy. Wall of muscle behind it. What if someone appraised you this way. As long as she fucked me who cares.

Anyway she gave me bedbugs. Does permethrin take care of bedbugs too. Probably not. Probably I’ll be gnawed on by bedbugs forever. Plus the fleas re-awakening. I didn’t thoroughly vacuum my home every day for 7 months per the permethrin can. Just spray once, it says. Then just spend a week’s pay on an industrial vacuum, decibels like a fighter jet engine with your head stuck in the turbine. Crank the weight of this rickety thing around for hours in the heat every day forever, is all you have to do. It stimulates the eggs to hatch. Fuck it. Welcome back fleas. We’ve endured.


She had a bad sunburn and she was drunk, but stroking her ass while she bent over to look at my computer screen. Her pussy. Almost wanting to cum as soon as I put it in. Her on top moving fast with my legs pressed close together. Slow doggystyle. I wanted to really feel it. My load was one thick shot almost to the back of her neck. Then one halfway up her back. Then like an eight minute wait for the rest of it. My dick shaking like it was choking on a chicken bone while crickets literally chirped out the window. I asked if I could cum in her. How good is your insurance, she said.


Lara wouldn’t fuck me again. She thinks if we don’t she wins. Instead we watched Game of Thrones. Spent too much money on sushi and I’d feel a lot better if the night ended with a fuck. But maybe I’ll never get laid again. I need Lara because I need an Asian. The specific Japanese porno muff with long thick pointy hairs splaying straight out of fat dark pussylips taint and asshole.


Tonight is my second date with what the fuck is her name. Rebecca. She takes Zoloft and Wellbutrin. Zoloft is the “primary,” she says, and the Wellbutrin is so she can cum. Hairy pussy and an IUD. Big perfect tits with tiny perfect nipples like mine. We have identical nipples. Never thought to be grateful for my nipples before. But I’ve been catching girls lately with eight square feet of nipple meat. Each areola bump should be a nipple of its own. She’s married.

I love a soft belly but too many pigs lately. Now I need to fuck a gymnast built like a little boy. Suck on little nonexistent tits with pecs under them. Tiny lean muscular panther ass. Fucking a fat girl can make you doubt yourself. She’s a human being, you don’t want to think these things. But you do. You can nut in her while she’s ovulating. I like the smell of her cunt– which I couldn’t find at first. I kept feeling this spongey yet hard meat button. Discovered it was her asshole. How did I not know this.


Who am I forgetting. Holly from AA who wanted me to rape her in some dork’s apartment she was house sitting. None of them feel like anything. None of them count. A girl’s wonderful and then she’s nothing. Drugs are wonderful, booze wonderful, money probably wonderful but I wouldn’t fucking know. Food shelter air and drinking water all fucking great until they aren’t anymore. You’re built to suffer. Your big brain which you think is to make tools, fight off rampaging ground sloths– it’s to trick another man out of pussy until he brains you with a rock with his finely honed Darwinian hands. It’s to take things away from other people. Them or you. Money food pussy. We’re innately evil. We deserve suffering.

I want Anna back but she won’t speak to me. Her sister had a manic episode. Crashed her car in flames on the freeway. Lost her job. Fell in with dirtbags. Anna has to babysit her. I don’t talk to her about the crash, she says. Too delicate. I try to keep her mind on other things. Otherwise it could set her off. She’ll harm herself.

The sister picked up Anna’s phone and called me. Something something motherfucker don’t ever text my sister about me again. Please calm down, I said. Just listen to yourself. She said well motherfucker I’m not going to listen to you

I told her: go get in another flaming car wreck, cunt. Go smoke crack and get gang banged by methheads again you whore. When I stopped she kept going. Something something I know where you work. I said that’s right, I have a job. I didn’t get fired for being crazy like you, you useless piece of shit.

One of us hung up. Now Anna won’t talk to me. I’m afraid the sister will kill herself. But suddenly I can laugh again.

52 Responses to “Women Recently”

  1. Nikolai Vladivostok June 25, 2016 at 5:23 pm #

    When you don’t post for a long time I start to assume you’re dead. You always come back eventually.
    Anyway the sister seems like your type. She’s the kind of girl who’d shag you if you were still an alco.

    • Gorgias June 27, 2016 at 1:15 am #

      You know DT has a twitter account too?

      • Nikolai Vladivostok June 27, 2016 at 7:20 pm #

        Oh yeah. Probably just has it to dissuade readers from calling 911.

  2. intro June 25, 2016 at 6:07 pm #

    Sister sounds like a keeper. Can you start posting more often god dammit.

  3. Atlanta Man June 25, 2016 at 6:13 pm #

    I was worried something happened to you as well, I am glad nothing happened and you are writing again.

    Nikolai is right , you should fuck her crazy sister. If she is as crazy as you say the sex is probably crazy too.

    • Nikolai Vladivostok June 25, 2016 at 9:07 pm #

      You too, Atlanta Man. Where did you go

      • Atlanta Man June 27, 2016 at 11:21 am #

        Step 2 CS and Step 2 CK of the USMLE are occupying all my time until October 15. I still look at DT, KTP and The People’s Blog but I don’t comment as much. I am Dwarfavilli on Twitter and reply more on there ,feel free to add me. I got my Medical Degree and successfully defended my the thesis for my Doctorate in Biotechnology so all that is left is passing Step 2 and 3, getting a decent residency, and one year of shitty pay- then in 2018 I will finally make real money, sports car, nice condo, nice watch, nice shoes and high end restaurants. Banging 16 -17 year old girls is easier when the doors on your car go up, their panties go down.

        I am doing all this for the sex with hot young bitches in Atlanta. The endless hours in the gym, the brutal study in Law and Medicine plus STEM research and relentless self improvement- all for tight pussy and anus of barely legal teens. The Struggle Continues…..

      • Sabbipode June 28, 2016 at 12:22 am #

        huxtable man: how old will you be in 2018 ?
        also, your twitter doesn’t exist

        sylvia: hi babycakes

        ben: put your web site back up you nutty chinaman you

        lee holloway: wtf happened

        nikolai: can you get any russian кт3102е transistors and 2д510а diodes if you’re near st petersburg ?

      • Lee Holloway June 29, 2016 at 1:14 am #

        i’m here. still keeping up with the posts and degenerate comments. wishing i was in rotation with all these other women of DT’s. i only ever got one night. 😉

      • Atlanta Man June 28, 2016 at 10:02 am #

        In 2018 I will be 42. I am on Twitter as Dwarfavelli, look at who Delicous Tacos follows -he follows me.

  4. Electricdix June 25, 2016 at 7:12 pm #

    Dear jesus of mohamed. Finally something to feast upon!

    Will comment after I read.

    • Electricdix June 25, 2016 at 7:20 pm #

      Always searching for an answer in your writing. There is no answer but more longing for something better. We always want that finish line. But the race never stops.

      • Don't use the word "Nigger" June 25, 2016 at 11:38 pm #

        re:delicioustacos — thanks 4 sharing your sexcapades with sowbellied fatties and broken whorish women of asiatic descent. i look forward to your upcoming new book.

        re:electricdix — “the answer is there is no answer” -someone trying to sound nihilistic

        re:atlanta man — welcome back, my fellow internet commenter. the south shall rise again (eventually).

        re:sylvia — poast feet or GTFO

  5. Sylvia June 25, 2016 at 10:21 pm #


    • Nikolai Vladivostok June 26, 2016 at 12:49 am #

      Oi Tacos, is this her?

      • Sylvia June 26, 2016 at 10:46 am #

        inasmuch as i used to have fried, green hair, it is back to natural. i’m another fat old chick but with a flabby belly. do your homework.

    • Common Sense June 26, 2016 at 7:58 pm #

      No one cares about your pseudo intellectual ramblings, you fat cunt. Most women today are vapid, narcissistic whores because of feminist indoctrination from bitter bitches like you, and a society that reveres them simply for having a pussy. DT and others just happen to recognize this and write about it. They didn’t create the situation.

      • Sylvia June 26, 2016 at 11:22 pm #

        No, you definitely create it when your whole purpose in life is to look specifically for women who are easy without recognizing that the majority of women are, in fact, not easy, as is evidenced by the fact that you are so desperate for the love and appreciation from other stunted losers on the internet. Vapidity is definitely not a result of feminism and I don’t indoctrinate anyone.

      • Sylvia June 26, 2016 at 11:23 pm #

        But, you know, people ask so obviously they care a wee bit.

      • Sylvia June 26, 2016 at 11:30 pm #

        The society that reveres them simply for having a pussy…

        Cunt, women, whores, feminist, bitches, pussy. Most common search terms. Thing every ugly on the inside manosphere rapist wants to see in every woman because the problem can’t be him. You’re wearing hate-colored sunglasses and refuse to take them off but the problem can’t be the sunglasses. Obviously it’s that the world is just too dark for you to be able to see with sunglasses on.

        You’re an idiot.

      • Anti-Semitism is Wrong June 27, 2016 at 9:41 pm #

        re:Sylvia — lighten up, why are you being so serious. what’s with the man-hating tone. there’s already enough sadness in the world. you fat sour cunt.

  6. painful_truth June 26, 2016 at 8:23 am #

    here’s my sex life since 1 Jan (last time), in contrast to yours: 0 pussy.
    texted 3 girls to go out, only rejections (no answer etc.)
    you win.

    • Helpful Comment AKA Ben June 26, 2016 at 10:47 am #

      Your texts probably dripped with thirst.

      You need to go read CH. Google “roissy” and start reading.

      How do you expect to ace the exam without doing homework.

      Also: only THREE?? It’s a numbers game and you can’t expect to convert much pussy off 3 girls since Jan 1st. It’s already half the year. Get to work.

      DT gets pussy because he (1) scavenges (2) has this website and is good at writing (3) is 6’+ ripped white older male, and not ugly (4) has honed his game over 2 decades (5) is gainfully employed as a wagecuck, thus able to afford his pre-owned Subaru to go on dates and long-distance trips.

      Anyway, go read le chateau heartiste and thank me later.

      Otherwise, continue being sad about getting 0 pussy. Up to you, really.

      • z June 26, 2016 at 4:01 pm #

        thats the worst advice man you can give, that roissy guy is a retard. i think these manosphere writers dont actually get laid that much (at all?) but rather spend their time writing their stupid articles to other mysogynist men, giving each other high fives.

      • Sylvia June 26, 2016 at 5:32 pm #

        Z, shhh. These guys want an excuse for why they should be given everything. A lot of them are white and still can’t deal with the fact that coloreds can vote and like, speak freely. They, whites, also make up the majority of rapists, in the US. They come to DT because he writes about slaying bitches through his mastery of manipulation. Because he only writes about the sluts (whores, whatever these guys insist on calling chicks) he does actually get. And then his readers complain about how there are no good women in the world even though they are just looking for the ones who put out easily. It never occurs that out of the 90 chicks who say no to a date, and the 9 chicks who will go on a date but won’t put out, the one who does put out is the minority. No, that one represents all of woman kind. Of course, they find a girl who sticks around but these guys end up being so cripplingly self loathing that these poor douchebags can’t accept that any woman would want them, so there must be something wrong with the women. They must have daddy issues or want them for their money. Or because back in ancient times when men hunted, women stayed at home and didn’t do anything but wait with legs open, even though women did just as important shit and made huge contributions and, Idk, allowed men to not have to roam the freakin’ planet and like, move out of tribes.

        These guys don’t care. The google searches really do, for the most part, indicate what kind of self-hating men read and love this for the manosphere view. I found him in the google results for OkCupid. But maybe it was “Hitler rapes fat useless (but somehow married) pussy and then cries as he ejaculates on her fat useless face because he doesn’t understand why he can’t get a girlfriend who isn’t suicidal.

    • Nikolai Vladivostok June 26, 2016 at 4:04 pm #

      100 approaches (inc. online) = 10 dates = 1 root. Approximately.

      • David June 26, 2016 at 6:59 pm #

        That would be a terrible batting average in this game ….

        I don’t open enough cans, but I finish about 60% of the cans I open.

        His main problem is three numbers in six months. That’s not even trying. I’ve had more than three instigate a date in the last year, and two asked straight up for my number.

        Join a gym. Go to it. Hit on fat ones until you get comfortable. Bust your slump….

      • Greg June 27, 2016 at 6:30 am #

        1 root for 100 online approaches is insane. 1 in thousands is more realistic (unless fucking significantly down in looks).

      • Nikolai Vladivostok June 27, 2016 at 7:25 pm #

        Greg, I’m a white man in Asia.

      • Anti-Semitism is Wrong June 27, 2016 at 9:38 pm #

        re:Nikolai — if you’re a white man in asia you should be converting much higher than 10 dates out of 100 approachs (online inc.)…or are you saying that’s the rate for the average person. 10% sounds right for the average man, with average looks and with little or no game, who is not targeting a specific niche.

      • Atlanta Man June 28, 2016 at 10:14 am #

        Being white in Asia is like being a black American in Sweden before the refugee crisis. It was weird to see blond girls dye their hair brown to stand out, every girl was on birth control and did not use condoms, and everyone knew English even in the country parts. I had a lot of sex with people I just met, this was the early 2000s before internet dating took off- wonder how it is now….

      • Nikolai Vladivostok June 28, 2016 at 11:39 pm #

        My approach:date ratio is about that because I target indecently young women. My date:root ratio is high because I always make a move. Write a lengthy post about it.
        I don’t live near St Petersburg.

    • Greg July 1, 2016 at 7:20 am #

      Asia sounds amazing. I often fantasize about selling my home, moving to the Philippines, and just feasting on young brown flesh in my cabana all day.

  7. Anonymous June 26, 2016 at 8:02 pm #

    You are still a bigger faggot than the entire cuntry of France.

    Glad your cat is dead.

  8. K-hole June 27, 2016 at 10:38 pm #

    Good post, man. Love those hairy but chemically sterile twats.

    • J.A.F.O. June 28, 2016 at 10:06 am #

      I started reading your stuff. It’s pretty good.

  9. Homo erectus June 29, 2016 at 11:36 pm #

    Money is $ymbolic, a symbolic representation of one’s value. Each of us aims to express his or her own value via the display of various material goods or symbols. Thus Atlanta Man wishes to become a doctor so he can make lots of money. He thinks this is the penultimate key to getting pussy—even though he could easily bang various girls who have a fetish for black guys. He could go on various sites, where cuck husbands are LOOKING for a black guy to bang his wife, and where slut wives are LOOKING to get fucked by a black guy. But despite these opportunities, his mind still believes that he needs not just money but LOTS of money to get LOTS of pussy. Getting SOME pussy and having SOME money isn’t enough anymore in the hyperinflated environment we’re living in.

    * * * * *

    Females judge men based on either strength, or intelligence, or both.

    Girls looking to fuck fast for pleasure are on some form of birth control, and are down to fuck any guy with the strong physique to take control and satisfy her.

    If we were to compile the stats, we’d find that 90%+ of all men are beta because they hold the mentality that they “must earn lots of money to signal value to females”. Men doing stuff—usually meaningless work—to get money so they can prove their worth to get pussy has been the strongest and most consistent force that drives all progress.

    Getting a college degree (which is a symbolic certificate) or doctorate or M.D. (also symbolic certificates) gets you entry to various workplaces (with symbolic brands) so you can earn lots of United States Dollars, as denoted by the $ symbol, and status-signal your value via consumptive behavior (e.g. going out, going on vacations, having a house, fancy car) to women—who are the ultimate consumers.

    Women are impressed by consumer products and electronics. A man’s ability to purchase higher quality consumer products and electronics correlates with his ability to attract and bed women who are impressed by such materialistic items.

    Delicious Tacos halfway goes along with the system, because he has a standard job and a fashionable car, but he also gets more ass due to his gymcel physique and writing abilities.

    So what’s the point of this long, drawn out comment? I don’t know. Don’t hate the player, hate the game, I suppose. Or, better yet, don’t hate the game at all. Recognize the larger game that exists, understand how it works, and get what you want out of it.

    As for me, right now I just enjoy beating off and smoking. I’ve decided to take the “MGTOW” approach due to sheer laziness and lack of interest in “hustling” for money, pussy and public displays of value/skill.

    P.S. Tiger Woods banged tons of porno actresses, lindsay vonn, etc. due to the combination of having wealth and physique—he still looks bored nonetheless, and probably could’ve gotten the same amount of pussy if he were just a normal non-famous NEGROID who specifically targeted girls with a fetish for blacks (there are a lot across all races).

    P.P.S. Atlanta Man is leaving tons of pussy on the table every time he’s not scouting for teen sluts looking for sex with blacks. Becoming a doctor to make money is probably the most unoriginal and stupidest, dishonest thing to do. Plus most doctors are incompetent and end up treating fat, unhealthy fuckups who deserve to die anyway.

    • Atlanta Man June 30, 2016 at 9:40 am #

      Atlanta man has fucked over 100 women because he lost his virginity in the 1980s and he appreciates quality over quantity. Atlanta Man also grew up with money and lost it, and wants to be wealthy again. Atlanta Man also wants to be comfortable when he is 50 not struggling to make rent and bills. The life you speak of is all well and good in your 20s and early 30s but when you get near 40 you will want more from life.

      For the record Atlanta Man is 6’5, and 256 pounds of ripped muscle, and very attractive. I am also intelligent and using my mind well, there is nothing in a book I cannot learn.

      Atlanta Man is done speaking about himself in third person. I like fucking hot (key word HOT) teens-money , overt displays of wealth, and luxurious well located condos make it easy in Atlanta. I have done it, it is awesome. I also fuck early to mid twenties women , it is cool, but not awesome like teens.

      • z June 30, 2016 at 11:18 am #

        i wonder how much of this persona is a fantasy. i’d guess ~~98%. maybe you do live in atlanta though. 😀

      • Anonymous July 5, 2016 at 8:04 am #

        But Atlanta Man is a black male, so his worth in today’s society just dropped by a quotient of infinity with that single factoid.

        Once you go black, we don’t want them back.

    • Sabbipode June 30, 2016 at 10:45 am #

      (Put your site back up. A search didn’t help.)

      • Atlanta Man June 30, 2016 at 2:12 pm #

        None of it is fantasy. I am a tall, well educated black man in excellent shape due to years in the gym. I am currently in Miami, but will do residency in Atlanta where I am from. I am not currently wealthy, but I was affluent before the recession. Also I currently have a full beard, which the girls at Equinox tell me is sexy-I am not a hipster, I started the beard when I started medical school in 2013 and it became stylish concurrently so I said fuck it bought some Chuck Taylor’s and went with it.

      • Atlanta Man June 30, 2016 at 2:14 pm #

        Ben, put that site back up , seriously. AND WRITE IN ALL CAPS AGAIN!!!

  10. z June 30, 2016 at 3:56 pm #

    sure. and it just so happens that every little detail of your purported life corresponds a hundred percent to stupid manosphere clichés. what a joke.

    me, i’m the emperor of Bengal. with a full beard.

    • Atlanta Man June 30, 2016 at 6:35 pm #

      I assure you I have expressed my insecurities, my fears and my doubts about myself in these comments on this site. Including my fear when Step 1 was looming and I doubted my ability to pass ( for the record I pulled a 200 on that bitch, not great, but I passed!). If the fantasy is to bust your ass in law school, make money for two years, get raped by the rescission, lose everything, take the patent bar, slave in a windowless room drafting provisionals for $75 apiece, starting a Caribbean medical school in a PhD/MD program broke at 37, and starting residency at 41 is the cliche I guess I am it-a cliche that does what he has to do to succeed.

      On a related note, fuck you my beard is awesome, if Kimbo Slice was alive he would think my beard was the shit! Furthermore, I live in Miami-our gym culture dwarfs Australia so everyone is in shape (same for LA). Me being tall, and for that matter bald, is genetics. I hope you get an aggressive H.Pylori strain that does not respond to tripe therapy, and you end up with aggressive dyplasia and then you run into an a a 6’5 Africa American, attractive, and athletic gastroenterologist with a biologic that alleviates your refractory condition-asshole.

  11. J.A.F.O. July 1, 2016 at 6:35 pm #

    Hafta say, I’d like that chicken recipe.

  12. Sorcerygod July 2, 2016 at 5:50 am #

    HELLO DELISH BABY! What a wicked honor it is to finally post a comment on your illustrious (if slightly self-bemoaning) website! My name is SORCERYGOD and I’m writing you from TORONTO, CANADA, some 3,000 miles northwest of you in Los Angeles. Believe it or not, I’m a writer too and and I have my own website. (This comment/posting is for everyone, not just Delicious Tacos.)

    I occasionally write science fiction on my website, and humor


    and I’ve gotten some good reviews for it.

    Do you think praise from strangers on the Internet is as least as valid as praise from family/friends (and we know how reliable THAT is)?

    The last piece of fiction I wrote was an imaginary scenario of Bill Gates’ email server and the kinds of letters he got. I don’t know, it amused me to have Bono pleading with him to give everyone free Pokemon cards. Come drop by if you want to check it out.

    P.S. Get another cat, D.T. It’ll cheer you right up. And start drinking again. That too.

    • ennis telmar July 2, 2016 at 3:59 pm #

      your stuff is flying under the bien™ banner, yes?

    • Atlanta Man July 3, 2016 at 10:10 am #

      Ben,if this is your new site say so and I will read it.


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