The Clean White Socks

15 Dec
park girl

Image: Washington Post

I’m posting old unpublished material to draw page views for my new book Finally, Some Good News.


In the park. I have oriented myself on the grass so I can stare directly at a young Asian woman. She is intent on her phone. Periodically she puts it down to handle a necklace. Repairing it possibly. Golden tan skin and short shorts and she is wearing perfectly white calf length tube socks. Glaring black light white. Toothpaste ad white. So white and so clean that the socks are what’s giving me a boner. I picture her wearing clean white underwear as well, a fresh pair pulled out of something vacuum sealed with inert gas like a tennis ball can. Sliding them on and just musking them up ever so slightly in the sunlight. Leaving behind a perfect scientific sample of the odor of her cunt, well soaped asshole and taint. I picture loading a week’s worth of these into a painter’s mask. One of those ones with two canisters coming off the sides. Feverishly jerking off on her face. Note: make a girl wear clean white socks.

3 Responses to “The Clean White Socks”

  1. "Bad" Billy Pratt @ Kill to Party December 16, 2018 at 9:40 am #

    This woman I worked with had the most slammin body you’ve ever seen. Super thin, gigantic breasts. Always in form-fitting apparel. Impossible not to look as she bounced across the floor. Worked with her early- proper workplace etiquette and good sense was compromised. Couldn’t look away. She caught on. Started putting her hand up to her chest when bending over, if wearing a top with a plunging neckline, as if you say: “this is not for you.”

    Working with women is fucking retarded.

    • Billy Pratt December 16, 2018 at 6:31 pm #

      These women with big breasts, they have a particular kind of walk they do. I don’t know if it’s exactly deliberate- maybe it’s subconscious or evolutionarily learned. I don’t know. I wish I had time to more closely study it- come to a genuine conclusion, but for now, it’s unknowable. This walk- very heavy on the heels. Not particularly rushed; maybe three quarters the speed of a normal stride. With each step, major heaving. At least two complete bounces. Impossible to look away; a kind of sexual hypnosis. Working with women is stupid.


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