it doesn’t matter if your book sells today or ever– you fucking did your best. It’s all you can do. If it sucks, if it fails– you got up there. You got in the ring. If a huge guy threw right cross left hook combinations into you repeatedly doing severe permanent cosmetic and brain damage and had a much better physique because he’s black and everyone, millions and millions of people laughed at your backfat on TV… if you fell over backwards, hit your head hard, again, the ref pulled off your pants and put peanut butter on your dick and a dog started licking it and this image went viral… and it was cold so your dick looked small too– it doesn’t matter. You took your shot. You’re a– well not quite a champion. A champion would be the guy who won. Whose book outsold Sweet Alien Savage: Zerconian Sex Warriors Book 4 in its Amazon category… but you’re a guy... a guy who stood in a ring, and took his shot, and failed, publicly, and you suck and everyone hates you, and you’re ugly. Thank God I get laid.
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huh. maybe i’m retarted but i don’t get this poast. your book is best seller, and climbing. beating Sweet Alien Savage. its gonna keep doing well. believe in yourself. its sunny today. fresh snow on mt. baldy. LA finally looks aesthetic. gonna take a walk outside. birds are chirping. propositioning each other for sex. maybe go to trader joes later. get some cultured butter, made in brittany. things are lookin up for milhouse.
Yeah I wrote this a while ago. My book is now like 50 places ahead of Sweet Alien Savage
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Wow, I just want to say your book is genuinely entertaining. I really enjoyed! You write a lot of fucked up shit but it’s really high quality shit, and people respect you for that. Think about people who buy Sweet Alien Save number whatever. You could write that but you dont! Why? Because we are not the only ones that respect you, you respect yourself and everything you put down on paper. You might hate it or yourself but you respect yourself and that’s is what a man should strive for. You have achieved 1000% more than most men ever will and you fucking know it
Man in the Arena speech for the modern age