The Sugar Daddy before Me

12 Jul

was always rich. Always married. Always kids. The wife successful too. Something cool. TV writer, Netflix, HBO. Loved his kids, showed pictures. They’re doing well in school. They’ll go to good colleges. He takes them diving. Trips at ten to places I still haven’t seen. He has what I pray for. The wife was beautiful but the girl’s 22 and she always, always broke it off because he said I’ll leave her please please move in with me.

8 Responses to “The Sugar Daddy before Me”

  1. seriouslypleasedropit's avatar
    seriouslypleasedropit July 12, 2019 at 8:17 am #

    Really, really good.

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  2. dickycone's avatar
    dickycone July 12, 2019 at 8:45 am #

    That’s life in Satan’s kingdom for you.

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  3. Unknown's avatar
    Anonymous July 12, 2019 at 9:26 am #

    You know what’s better than 22 year old pussy? 21 year old pussy.

    You know what’s better than 21 year old pissy? 20 year old pussy.

    But teenaged pussy kind of gets us to pedophile-ville, so let’s cut it off at 20. Second semester of college sophomore.

    Maybe I’m a prude about the pussy age thing because I’m over 80 years old myself.

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    • Unknown's avatar
      Anonymous July 12, 2019 at 4:25 pm #

      no way did you live through ’40-’60

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    sevensec July 12, 2019 at 10:08 am #

    Terrific prose-poem. Poignant.

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  5. normie's avatar
    normie July 12, 2019 at 4:16 pm #

    Pussy tax when?

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  6. Harry's avatar
    Harry July 12, 2019 at 6:22 pm #

    Has this just become a cryptic message board to the “girls” you “date”?

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  7. Unknown's avatar
    Anonymous July 20, 2019 at 7:10 pm #

    Haha! Every girl on SA thinks she’s some kind of goddess and gift to men. Doubly true for the fat, ugly 3/10 girls. They all have this story memorized and so desperately want to believe it could be true.

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